Horny On Game

a dan and phil sideblog? in my 2025? its more likely than you think | king of lurking for over a decade | they/them | if you know my main or me irl, no you dont

[hardlaunchable]

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[pseudophan]

PINOF KISS IS REAL. THE PINOF KISS EXISTS. VINDICATION.

[infestuous]

@danielhowell still wearing that fuckass shirt 10 years later

[danandphilupdates]

dan and phil retweet

31/3/26

[weicecilia]

A compilation of my favorite post-Hard Launch comments from 'How To Befriend Your Favorite Internet Stars'

[dilutedfrenchsauce]

I don't think anything that has ever happened or will ever happen on earth can top phil's reaction to sister daniel in the 2023 Halloween baking video. He went beat red. He got so giggly and flustered he couldn't speak. He fully collapsed on the floor. And it's all forever immortalized on youtube.com. like you can go watch it right now and tomorrow and next year. See a grown man absolutely losing his horny mind over his partner of nearly 1.5 decades dressed in a cheap spirit halloween slutty nun costume. Perfect moments do exist and that was one.

[wokibug]

hands were shaking at the speed with which i drew this — inspired heavily by this post and obviously recent events

just like. imagine it with me okay. 2013

[fryday]

everyone gather round, it's get to know your fellow phannies time. reblog this with an explanation of what your dnp url means and why you chose it :)

[dagger-emoji]

please keep your weird purity culture out of the dnp space. dan literally singsonged at us "what's under dan's skirt" while daintily lifting it to reveal miles of thighs and garters. every monday they remind us to stay hard. there's a recurring podcast segment about changing movies to porn titles. they actively encourage writing phan smut on ao3. and you somehow think they're uncomfortable with being sexualized by their adult audience

liiiike read the room. you can look disrespectfully it is okay.

[0nlyhere4phil]

[pseudophan]

and they won!

[ahappyphjl]

all their halloween baking videos have been life changing and i don’t think there’s a world in which this one is an exception i fear

[sleepyslag]

so we've been making fun of heart eyes howell for 16 years but it turns out that that was him REALLY toning it down. okay.

[sleepyslag]

we thought they were both down atrocious before but we have barely scratched the surface!!

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[lornaillustrates]

Introducing…HER 💅

The real star of the Hard Launch podcast: Richard (she/her) 💅

And yes, she does have the same energy as the oven in the halloween baking vid TRY AND STOP ME 🙂‍↕️😏

@amazingphil @danielhowell

[gaythewholetime]

I believed them when they said they would keep things private and not become couples vloggers. Like an idiot.

[gaythewholetime]

I’m a fan of a couple that does TikTok trends this is so embarrassing