Petting Your Dog

[partially-functional]

someone: [makes a reference to Something I Like]

me: [comes out of a dark alleyway, snapping fingers rhythmically]

[alycyn]

trying to be interested in something u clearly hate

[suspend]

[888muse]

[only1600kids]

me when it gets too hot under the covers

[frogr]

a list of sounds

high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church

a soda can being opened

a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding

a marble rolling on a wooden floor

wood popping and crackling as it burns

[ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet]

oh my god

[sneeking]

I’m cleansed

[royalrory-deactivated20230620]

St. Peter’s Basilica- Rome, July 2015

[azzpuzzy]

[indg0]

u see the wildest shit in philadelphia

[somasis-moved]

[weedmemes42069]

what did you tell him!!!!!!!!

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

I’m a Big Fan of watching people grow and become healthier and happier versions of themselves

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[turnitaround]

did you know

music was invented on june 19, 2008 with the release of burnin up by the jonas brothers

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Do not ask for whom the hotline blings; it blings for thee

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I LOVE THIS

[theweirdwideweb]

New Bork Memes

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise