sycophant

i'm erin and ur fabulous my face yeah

[rob-pattinson]

Us (2019), dir. Jordan Peele.

[wehadfacesthen]

The Birds  (Alfred Hitchcock, 1963)

[classichorrorblog]

Stephen King’s IT Directed by Tommy Lee Wallace (1990)

[gaynfl-moved]

i have officially piqued, i’ll never be funnier than this moment in time

[gaynfl-moved]

i was walking through the grocery store ignoring everyone and i walked around the corner and ran right into this old mans cart and i was like “oh god, my bad, i didn’t see you there” and when i looked up, he was wearing all camo. down to his hat. his wife lost it laughing. i’ll never be funny again

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[weirdbuzzfeed]

So You’re Trapped Inside A Chuck E. Cheese’s Play Tube

[ginger-ale-official]

Useful if you’re trapped in a Chuck E. Cheese’s play tube

[cxlvinklein-deactivated20190331]

[lauramakabresku]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

this was on the back of a stop sign in a major metropolitan city and i’m losing my goddamn mind

[shxdxn]

[soulbrotherv2]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

You can’t tell him SHIT

[four-toed-creed]

Pictures taken by Michael with his digital camera during the Christmas Party (Season 2 - Episode 10).

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[lilmamabeyellin]

whatever I go thru, I get thru. so even when I’m not good..I’m good

[classichorrorblog]

House Of 1000 Corpses Directed by Rob Zombie (2003)

[mitjaissick]

Meg Webster

Moss bed, Queen 1986/ 2005

20 cubic yards of peat moss formed to a queen size bed

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben