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Last night I dreamt I was sitting in a lecture theatre with Professor Brian Cox watching the movie Oppenheimer and he was explaining all the science bits

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jessebloom

first day of pride month

pallettown

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

pallettown

Hey everyone how's it going

thememedaddy

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

inkandguns

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

marlynnofmany

Hot new trend for funerals/wakes: a slideshow of selfies taken on the river Styx. Gotta go out in style, you know.

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

thememedaddy

city-nvr-sleeps

ewaneneollav

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”