I am convinced my subconscious mind is a masterful comedy writer
So I was asleep like usual and I had a dream that I was watching an episode of Saturday Night Live and they were playing this one skit where Donald Trump was celebrating some sort of victory (I know, eww) and for some reason they brought out the characters from the show Yo Gabba Gabba to sing and dance for them. Now this is the point where the dream goes from just stupid to stupid to the point of comedy gold. An assassin is in the crowd and fires a bullet and FUCKING ASSASSINATES THE ROBOT.
I'm pretty sure the best part of this dream is that the skit was framed like it was a satire of something that actually happened. Does this imply that in the canon of this stupid dream I had that Yo Gabba Gabba had been gunned down?!
Side note: This recitation of the dream I had might be best experienced if you imagined Matt Rose reading it.













