they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

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they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely
Just huzzah-ed again to a portrait of #myrenie. Stay Mad <3
lmao ghosts canāt do that 𤣠iād tell you to die mad but you already did š
merry xmas
"im not hurting renan" idk your majesty i feel like you are hurting him like emotionally. a lot. renan blink twice if you need help i have a couch
????????? who the fuck are you :// you don't know renan you don't know anything about renan you don't speak to your KING like that you are going to be executed for treason as the kids say ASAP :////
renan is fine. @renanmercurialisofficial tell them you're fine (or if i'm "hurting" you "emotionally" go sleep on some c*mmoner's couch or something lmao i don't even care)
Go Onā¦.. CHARGE me with Treason. Iāll still fuck you Bitch š„³šš
L + ratio + you can't even type + you couldn't fuck me or any of my bitches if you tried
should i execute one of sterces' kids or something lol
yes š
funnier to do something else (drop your suggestions. love listening 2 my subs)
executing one of his kids is rather basic i fear. just release a rock opera diss track instead. like kdot mixed with queen
hmm i like it š shoutout to my surgeon she has great ideas (like helping me become THEE dawnbringer āļø) or i could always do both š¤
š i'm sure you could my liege but isn't it funnier if his kids are alive to hear the song be played for the next 20 years?
TRUE š¤ maybe i'll lock them in the dungeon and play it nonstop. and *maybe* i can let them out eventually if sterces is on his best behavior :/
might i suggest a parade instead of the dungeon. public humiliation is typically funnier
i can't banish sterces it doesn't work on ghosts :/ but he has more than one kid i could hit banishment imprisonment public humiliation bingo š
Go Onā¦.. CHARGE me with Treason. Iāll still fuck you Bitch š„³šš
L + ratio + you can't even type + you couldn't fuck me or any of my bitches if you tried
should i execute one of sterces' kids or something lol
yes š
funnier to do something else (drop your suggestions. love listening 2 my subs)
executing one of his kids is rather basic i fear. just release a rock opera diss track instead. like kdot mixed with queen
hmm i like it š shoutout to my surgeon she has great ideas (like helping me become THEE dawnbringer āļø) or i could always do both š¤
š i'm sure you could my liege but isn't it funnier if his kids are alive to hear the song be played for the next 20 years?
TRUE š¤ maybe i'll lock them in the dungeon and play it nonstop. and *maybe* i can let them out eventually if sterces is on his best behavior :/
do you have hobbies. like that you do for fun. do you ever have fun.
I am an extremely fun individual. To relax at the end of a long day, I like to drink tea. However, the security and stability of our nation are more important than any one personās experience of āfunā.
lol renan this is tumblr you don't have to be THAT professional
Go Onā¦.. CHARGE me with Treason. Iāll still fuck you Bitch š„³šš
L + ratio + you can't even type + you couldn't fuck me or any of my bitches if you tried
should i execute one of sterces' kids or something lol
yes š
funnier to do something else (drop your suggestions. love listening 2 my subs)
executing one of his kids is rather basic i fear. just release a rock opera diss track instead. like kdot mixed with queen
hmm i like it š shoutout to my surgeon she has great ideas (like helping me become THEE dawnbringer āļø) or i could always do both š¤
wait am i reading your blog right?? you want to get renan pregnant??????
renan is my best ambassador he helped me rizz up my wife back in the day when i had my first three kids š so if i wanted more legitimate ones i know he'd be happy to help me find a woman š
Go Onā¦.. CHARGE me with Treason. Iāll still fuck you Bitch š„³šš
L + ratio + you can't even type + you couldn't fuck me or any of my bitches if you tried
should i execute one of sterces' kids or something lol
yes š
funnier to do something else (drop your suggestions. love listening 2 my subs)
Renie we can 67 or 69 whatever you Want š
FUCK OFF STERCES
new law: ghosts can be charged with treason š
iām a gold star bisexual. iāve fucked everybody
Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text
renan come over i need to have four more kids
is it true they call your dad the rizzler?
Be honest with me: Do you really think he has what it takes to be the rizzler?
i donāt think he does, i know it š disrespecting renan āthe rizzlerā mercurialis is now treason
Duly noted, your majesty.
You donāt have to go to all that trouble for me, Your Majesty. Though of course I appreciate it.
don't worry, renan, it's a compliment. and you're welcome ;)
i would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special night, the full moon of virgo š
if renan is the rizzler, then what title (besides the normal ones) do you prefer? the sigma?
the sigma...i like it š helios also suggested the GOAT. vote now on your phones (while remembering that democracy is only real when i say so)
Can I suggestā¦the cygma?
love it ššš