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Lauren | 24 | she/her I love music, theatre, and musical theatre. And also video games.

[mysharona1987]

Happy Independence Day!

[sobcat]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[hecatea]

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

[rooji-r]

[damazcuz]

steam sale:

$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!

The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45

[wayba3]

A teacher and his aquarium

[herpsandbirds]

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[awheckery]

help me out here, people

I'm having a disagreement with my family, and it's turning into a whole Thing, so I turn to you, the fine people of tumblr

Have you ever heard the word "panopticon" before, and do you know (without looking it up!) what it means?

I have heard it before, and I know what it means

I've heard it before, but I don't know what it means

I haven't heard this word before, and I don't know what it means

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

Reblog for reach, and thank you in advance for your answers

[notkatniss]

still thinking about the clear dunkin canopic jars tweet

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[mikkeneko]

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

[garaks-padded-bra]

my cat Bowie really enjoys being sung to while i cradle her and idk why

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe