Wife line hopeful

Lex/25/ They/them Main: @bigbagofgabriel

[partyroqueanthem]

Wife line cardigan I made this season belongs here too methinks 👉👈

[laurastaceysclosepersonalfriend]

I would like to thank canva for getting me through this offseason

[f15hface]

Wedding planner Ozzy vs wedding saboteur Roque will embark on a loony-tunes-esque battle to protect and disrupt the clourbonais wedding and I envy everyone that will get a front row seat to the antics.

[lainnielaps]

people starting to ask about the pwhl schedule, have u met the pwhl? we're getting that schedule a good 1 week before the season starts if we're lucky

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[martys-hocket-pocket]

Thinkin g about erin ambrose

[martys-hocket-pocket]

:(

[martys-hocket-pocket]

god i miss her

[pickle-1768]

hockey fans are crazy bc they’ll be like “😍😍😍” and it’s a picture of a wet rat

[emi--rose]

#myrats

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[f15hface]

[hearteyesilya]

starting a rumour that abby only stayed in montreal so she can hang out with arlo and beau

[pwhl-mybeloved]

I think every team should have a wife line and I like that I see players making moves to make sure it happens

[pwhl-mybeloved]

to combat the growth in power of other teams once they have acquired their own wifeline, mtl will simply have multiple lines of wives

[talahui]

a blessing on the house of the pwhl fans attending in person who give us goalie pou

[pwhlposting]

love how the pwhl players in their offseason are in their ig stories hanging out, doing hockey camps, working out together, introducing their dogs to each other. then theres gwyneth philips who has gone off grid and occasionally emerges to let us know she hasn’t been eaten by a bear yet

[partyroqueanthem]

how the fuck did I end up with the hockey autism I used to be into Normal things like Musical Theatre and inexplicably knowing how to ride a unicycle

[anxietyclam]

[pwhlposting]

abby roque my beloved

[nottobeborne]

our tiger

who art in heaven

powered be thy play