dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
almost home
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism

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Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
NASA
Show & Tell

Origami Around

shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
KIROKAZE

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dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters
[Eating probiotic yogurt while on an antibiotic] FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
snorp
“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
My dad loves minecraft and is currently building, legit, the entire city of Philadelphia just because. Today he sent me his save and while the whole thing would take days to explore (and it’s not even remotely close to be finished), I’ve taken some screenshots of my favorite stuff:
fully-furnished apartment complex I could never afford
Construction
Historical buildings (?) With blocky american flag
Aerial shot of just SOME of the city he built ALONE (obviously with minimal cloning bc like… all the buildings are different)
And my favorite…
THIS is a news channel… he made it NOT by making a custom texture pack, but by creating freehand pixel art on a massive scale at the precise size of a minecraft map, then mapping it, then putting it in an item frame. He told me he’s done stop signs and some street signs using the same method, but I legit couldn’t find them because the city is that massive
Please note the crawl…. for those who can’t make it out, it reads “Trump convicted of tax fraud… world ok now…”
Bonus street layout for parts he hasn’t done yet (this goes on for chunks):
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
me as a dad
i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds