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thebootydiaries

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

unfortunately-awake

flowerinaflame

kyleehenke

the terrors of the past don’t stop

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is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

thebootydiaries

when i was 12 my sister told me that greek people went extinct and that’s why we learn about Greek Mythology in school and i was like “but there’s a greek boy in my class” and she told me that he didn’t exist

brokeurfuckingfinger-deactivate

She’s not wrong

thebootydiaries

Ok

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theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

lovers lost in a forest

bungieteam

Art by R_Neophyte

#<3 i miss you bud #oryx

osointricate

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.

michaelceratops

“whats a movie”

usbdongle-deactivated20200531

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

leviathan-supersystem

a “do you love the color of the sky” edit which is exactly as long but is just blank the whole way through

leviathan-supersystem

contemplate how easy it would be to actually make this post and then meditate on how infinitely merciful i am for choosing to describe it instead

flightyfinch

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

blackpyrefly

impaled

Dark Disney channel

Life Without Derek

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Phil Of The Past

frawgs

that was raven

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Zach and Cody are dead and it’s awful

pissvortex

thebootydiaries

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

lap0ubelle

I am currently cringing at this.

thebootydiaries

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :)

swolecheck

I literally want to bite you

thebootydiaries

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

thebootydiaries

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

thebootydiaries

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

pixie-pixel-land-deactivated202

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

thebootydiaries

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

garlandiana-deactivated20160331

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

thebootydiaries

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

holytragedyqueen

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

thebootydiaries

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure