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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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trying on a metaphor
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Show & Tell
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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almost home
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@parypher
robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me:no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
the terrors of the past don’t stop
is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you
when i was 12 my sister told me that greek people went extinct and that’s why we learn about Greek Mythology in school and i was like “but there’s a greek boy in my class” and she told me that he didn’t exist
She’s not wrong
theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?
lovers lost in a forest
Art by R_Neophyte
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
#’fuck you im not going into another theater’
a “do you love the color of the sky” edit which is exactly as long but is just blank the whole way through
contemplate how easy it would be to actually make this post and then meditate on how infinitely merciful i am for choosing to describe it instead
i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis
Dark Disney channel
Life Without Derek
Phil Of The Past
that was raven
Zach and Cody are dead and it’s awful
i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡
I am currently cringing at this.
dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :)
I literally want to bite you
dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅
I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.
um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:
Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.
haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun
Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.
for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??
As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.
noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????
Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.
i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure
Bucky: so how was the met?
Sam: what?
Bucky: met gala?
Sam: the what gala?
Bucky: quit lying. I saw a picture of you at met gala.
Bucky, shows him the picture:
happy dobby pussy indulgence day
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