andi

25, she/her, bi disaster

[esnails]

its labor day post mpreg karl marx

[jasper-rolls]

What political statement is this even meant to convey

[frottinq]

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

[anxietyproblem]

[kkoongie]

every time I drink ramune I have the deep desire to crack open the bottle to get to the marble. I just wanna do it at least once to get it out of my system

[kkoongie]

scene of the crime

[transannabeth]

my followers who have been here since i made this blog in 2012 watching me make zero impact over the course of 8 years:

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[charlesoberonn]

[urhajos]

Seth Armstrong

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kadywicker]

the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:

a cop

a villain who's shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they're homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn't return their feelings 😔

Dead

blink and you'll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there's 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays

[trulyvincent]

Strawberry Finches

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[1rakus]

what kind of cookie are you

[1rakus]

[squarerootofsponge]

All garden eels look like they’re saying “I angy” in a really high pitch quiet voice

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was only confused until i looked it up and

great post op

[catlips001]

It's time

[the-jade-palace]

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This review for a dog life jacket is sending me

[mordecai72]

@sugarkat

[sugarkat]

This is it. We’ve found it. The best review on all of Amazon.