Court of emotion collection
Lady Pain
Baroness Bliss
Dowager Duchess Dream’s Garden of Dandelions
Sun Blooms Again
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Mike Driver
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Today's Document

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Show & Tell

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oozey mess
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JVL
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@passeusedemiroir
Court of emotion collection
Lady Pain
Baroness Bliss
Dowager Duchess Dream’s Garden of Dandelions
Sun Blooms Again
Sun
Blooms
Again
Life is soooo crazy. One minute you have the earth shattering realization that all of ur relationships are hollow and ur actually acutely alone in the world and that nobody Knows you. and the next minute ur like. Eating a kit kat
Marlene would listen to sofia isella
stupid emotional obsessive little me
I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much
the memory hurts but does me no harm
i’m literally capable of everything just not right now maybe later a little bit
people need to deconstruct the idea that 'feminine things' are feminine before I actually end my shit
feminine and masculine DONT EXIST that is a subjective, often white supremacist concept. things can be feminine To You but THE CONCEPT IS NOT UNIVERSAL SO STOP ACTING LIKE IT IS
“Liked your post” just say you want me
In the era of clubbing , let's just sit together watch the rain, hold hands, have endless talk and call it a date?
Gaetano Previati - I funerali di una vergine (1895)
My latest books cartoon for the Guardian
i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running
babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.