Passive Aggressive Giraffe

24 f she/her/hers

[radariant]

How do I get money to get commissions

I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money… if you’ve got the stones for it…

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[3000s]

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

villain character who has a last minute change of heart and sacrifices their life to defeat an even bigger bad but it entirely does not land as a redemption with the heroes. the heroes are just like "oh hell yeah two birds with one stone. thank fucking god i really didnt wanna have to deal with that guy anymore. good riddance."

[dogpuppy]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[389]

[shimamitsu-moved]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[deadpowol]

[dogpuppy]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[dogpuppy]

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[dogpuppy]

[ewaneneollav]

[wolchefant]

this is what it feels like to be insane

[importantcatpics]