:~)

27, she/her the sea was angry that day, my friends

[not100bees]

I don't get why people outside of the US think that Yankee is some sort of devastating insult. You sound like Robert E Lee.

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[hymnism]

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[utatane-piko-official]

Sits on your dash

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

[cannibalchicken]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[389]

[fuckabbott-deactivated20200923]

[oneheadtoanother]

[playwolves]

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

[disterbia]

[fairweathermyth]

FLEABAG || The only person I’d run through the airport for is you.