My bark is worse than my bite

enter the abundance

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[souperluminal]

05.29 - Blue Blade

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[cutesexyrobutts2]

panty and stocking

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[antiqueanimals]

Clarence Tillenius (Canadian, 1913-2012) Kodiak Grizzly. Pen and ink, litho. crayon on card.

Mayberry Fine Art

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[cat-person-of-the-day]

today’s cat person of the day is: slutty mcslut from gal’s frontier

[anemonequeen-moved]

fuck you thats not her name

[anemonequeen-moved]

oh its a hentai nevermind

[astrum2112]

[sacred-portal]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Where would you put a city on this map?

[orrangeslices]

probably here. not really sure what scale this is operating on, but it looks real big. but generally just somewhere with multiple rivers for access to trade and near forest (green i assume?) for access to building materials.

[queer-as-city-folk]

The first city has urbanized

Where will the next city be placed

[temporarynameiwillchange]

Here looks fun

[queer-as-city-folk]

A second city has been built

[nakiju13]

I wish for a citadel with robust maritime trading and fishing on this peninsula on the big lake

[queer-as-city-folk]

City 6 has been built, lets start connecting them by rail

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

what jumped out at me was a city at the red circle with a smaller one nearby at the yellow one. possible trade routes highlighted (you might have to zoom in to see the yellow circle, it's where the red and yellow routes meet)

[queer-as-city-folk]

Cities 7 and 8 have been constructed along the north, now the railroads should begin construction

[zeemczed]

Tentative plans for main trunk line and secondary lines.

[queer-as-city-folk]

4 rail companies have been established based off of these plans

[weirdgirljulia]

We need sustainable farmlands to supply the cities with food!

[queer-as-city-folk]

Farming has been added to the map

[mistressorinoco]

A new city, born out of trade opportunities between the already established cities and train routes.

[jgvfhl]

This post is so cool

Have you considered a city where the red circle is? Much like Paris? Possible rail routes drawn, altho the purple rail could also come from the junction to the south near City 1. Farmland could come on either side of this new city's river.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Cities 9 and 10 have been established, with the support of a new railroad and also a rail link has opened in the north

[queer-as-city-folk]

Ferry services have been established to connect some cities more directly than by rail and as a result of the industry brought by rail, numerous cities have begun to expand as well

[the-shade-system]

I would like to propose this addition:

A deep vein of magnetite, in addition to high silver content in nearby rock, being discovered in the south of the map provides space for industry to develop (black blob), leading to a new rail connection and a small industry town built nearby, which also has its own rail connection (grey blob).

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who needs to play management sims when we've got fuckin. Post.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Do you like the color of the cooperatively generated fictional map?

[thegreatzeldini]

[puppygirllaika]

Has anyone else noticed that this map is entirely constructed of existing rivers and coastlines patched together, many of them already where major cities are? they're all at different scales and rotations, but these are definitely real places. In fact, they're all population centers in the united states.

The first city is in North Portland. The second city is san francisco. cities three four and five are around various parts of boston harbor, and city six is up the columbia river from portland. Cities 7 and 8 are in and around Seattle. the new city "born of trade opportunities" is baltimore. The city in the red circle is up the sacramento river from san francisco bay, and the most recent city is in lake oswego, south of portland.

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is true!! Chicago is also there in the Northeast and DC is next to Baltimore

It started out as a series of 6 separate public transit maps that I then stitched together for this post, turning off the rail layer

[puppygirllaika]

very cool! it was a fun exercise mapping all of these out.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[justclownin]

[9e978e]

via

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere