Passively Here

[deadchannelradio]

hummingbirds are in a constant competition with each other to see who can stand on the most Nothing

[deadchannelradio]

Yeah man whatever

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[shiftythrifting]

I'm absolutely in love with this dragon I just found but she's also a shifty thrift because I can't find her anywhere on the Internet and I find that incredibly amusing. Tag says Fao Scwartz, they made a solid blue version in the early 2000s but I see no documentation of a purple one existing except this one. I was just curious about the original retail price for shits and giggles but now I've uncovered a mystery. Who are you and where did you come from?

Goodwill in RVA

shifty mysteries

[kaijutegu]

Oh I can answer this, that's my childhood plushie! I'm at my parents' house rn and she's on my bed at my apartment.

I have the purple one, too. She was supposed to be blue but according to a woman dressed like Barbie at FAO Schwarz in Chicago circa 2002, there was a dye lot issue with the fabric. I was so excited because I thought she was much prettier in purple. The name she originally came with was Theseus and I changed that immediately to Thessaly because there are no dragons in the Theseus myth.

The purple ones are extremely rare. They were only sold out of the Chicago store, if Barbie was telling me accurate info. The catalog entry- gosh I can remember it like it was yesterday- had both the blue and purple variants in one printing but i don't know if any of the purple ones were shipped, because I wanted the purple one, my parents ordered it, they sent blue, they knew I didn't want blue, parents called company, company said they only had those in Chicago, so we went to Chicago (we were going anyways for my birthday) and that's where I picked her up.

I'll post a pic of mine tomorrow, when I'm back home.

[targetedknowledge]

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[sajdd]

they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[agpsoundsystem]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s constantly finding new ways to watch my neighbour

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[j-tee]

The lovers

[theoretical-thinker]

@todaysbird

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[cloudabserk]

how i touch my coworkers shoulder normal.

[hellenhighwater]

The tent is up!

[hellenhighwater]

This is a vevor 16.5 ft bell tent (it's gone up in price since I bought it but it's pretty reasonable value for money) painted with latex exterior house paint, the cheapest stuff they had at menards. I used a folding foam mattress on top of the four storage bins my gear was packed in as a cot--quite comfy and practical; I'm going to cut a sheet of plywood as a bin topper and do that again for sure. The guyline shorteners are just sections of 2x2 furring strips, cut and painted. There's documentation on the process for nearly all of this here already.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[emcapi]

@lynxden