Pasta With Jam Sauce

What am I doing? Probably Netflix.

[yourfavoritedirector]

[x]

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The episode that will live in infamy

[eldritadh-a]

People I call ‘friend’

found family / friends whom I love more than anything

people who are only alive because i’m at work and my manager doesn’t like it when i get blood on the display cases

[sizvideos]

Video.

[lilreevs]

it’s actually 86,400 seconds but this is inspiring nonetheless

[pasta-with-jam-sauce]

the signs as things my friend's dad said

aries: does putin's me-me ban mean you cannot go to russia

taurus: we have a vodka fridge and a cheese fridge. take your pick

gemini: is this the boy you cry over? he is ugly. find another boy

cancer: i have not cried in ten years. i am not breaking this streak today

leo: do not touch the moustache. it looks good today

virgo: i would say your dress is short but you are too short

libra: you are not in trouble, no. you just broke a law

scorpio: you make a better son than my son

sagittarius: why is it 420? why not 480?

capricorn: i want a tap that pours alcohol instead of water

aquarius: if i were president i would let you have your me-mes.

pisces: is that putin is gay video real

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’m proud of you for wrapping them in napkins

[samrobotsin]

Female leads in science fiction who aren’t damsels

and are funny

and are platonically linked to their male counterpart

The most important woman in the universe.

[koke-cola]

I’m not even sure which one I’m more like

[kitten-jumin]

This is the first time I have heard uptown funk

[neptuneade]

I am both of them

[pennndragon]

Thank you. All of you.

[jared-padaleski-is-polish-now]

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[pasta-with-jam-sauce]

From the new show Humans. Definitely worth watching!

[plotsgotme]

how gishwhes saved me&the hunt hasn’t even started

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[tangedolium]

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

[cap-gamelamer-deactivated201311]

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

[epees]

by throwing it into the harbor

[seductivegirlcode101]

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

[pluginhybrad]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

[clarabosswald]

“What are you doing here?” / “What’s your problem?”

doctor who: let’s kill hitler (2011) / kingsman: the secret service (2015)

[citri]

[loki-cat2]

Obligatory to reblog this on july 4

[guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan]

Where is the Oscar tho. [x]

[poehlerandpratt-blog]

this is gold

[whenindoubtapplymoreglitter]

yep

[firstoffletmesayi]

Wow.

[prejaculate]

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

[kissesforyourloving]

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

[pasta-with-jam-sauce]

This was me in Europe as I laughed and drank beer. Now that I'm back in the U.S., it seems even more ridiculous to me.

[prejaculate]

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

[kissesforyourloving]

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker