Anotha one

Ask us whatever you want. Literally whatever you want. We'll get as nasty as this blog needs to be. Are you nasty? No waffles asks. Mod Blade Mod Big Tiddy Goth Gf

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Laughing Jack: On a scale of 1-10, how annoying is it to live with Sally? Considering how much you hate kids, I can't imagine how obnoxious it must be to not only be forced to live with one, but also one you can never kill or even touch (since she's a ghost).

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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hey Sally how tall are you?

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what would giggle jack do for a klondike bar?

[ewaneneollav]

Bernie sanders gets elected and he has a rocking chair put in the oval office and he sits down on it to take a nap and he just doesnt wake up for four years

[j3ff-the-killer]

*comes up behind you, grabs in headlock, holds knife to your neck* youre fucking dead meat bitch

[ewaneneollav]

wha AAAHH what the FUCK *turns, realizes it’s JefF* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! NO!!!! NO PLEASE DONT!!!!!! *struggles* I’LL DO ANYTHING!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! DON’T KILL ME!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

[j3ff-the-killer]

*puts hand over mouth* sorry homo the only thing I want is to see you be fucking dead meat hahahaha GO TO SLEEP *slits throat*

[ewaneneollav]

MMMFFF AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *crying* *dies*

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Who's in charge around here?

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You know, it happen

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((Closing the askbox until we get through most of the ones in there. Thank u stinkies for being interested in our garbage!!))

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What characters can we ask?

The ones in the banner, stinker

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Hey EJ, who's your best friend and how did you become friends?

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I wish I could absorb this image through my skin

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Jane-y Cakes, what's it like being around the others?

“as a creepypasta i am obligated to live here.”

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Giggle Jack looks kind of familiar....

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What games does BEN like??

any game where he can cuss people out over mic.

also minecraft.

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jane pls step on me

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Mod Big Tiddy Goth GF!!

Lots of pink

Likes sharp teeth

Cute, kinda useless

Vomits glitter but otherwise pretty harmless

Cried over this video of a dog today

“My license says im 5′1 but I’m actually only 5′ I just lied to the lady at the DMV”

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Mod Blade

Chaotic bastard

Has a knife. That’s why they call ‘em Blade

Desensitized to all of it

Favorite height is 6′7″ but wouldn’t date someone who’s 6′7″ because they’ll probably have a shorter lifespan

This image encapsulates them

Wanna see my Jeff Goldblum impression?