"I Like Stuff"

Hi my name's Brandon... Enjoy the blog..

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[thegreatprinceoftheforest]

Plains Bison | Bryan Maynes

[headspace-hotel]

fun fact holes in the ground created by bison rolling in mud form important habitats for other creatures, providing shallow ponds for amphibians to lay their eggs

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

>large >unbelievably powerful >hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

[fakeymcnamerson-blog]

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn't even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it's on the job

[nonbinarycannibalgirlfriend]

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[gayvampyr]

losing it over this. unbridled chaos

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[noodles-07]

[beardedmrbean]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[catboypvnkie]

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

[catboypvnkie]

where would we Be without her.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[soundcarvings]

I think you’re all so smart and doing your best and I suspect it will work out in your favor too

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[aidashakur]