Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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i have remade my pinned so many times bc it isnt accurate but here we go again . . .
hiya !! you can call me odd, oddie, lee or lily ! my irl name is lily but id like to be called lee when i feel gender neutral, male or just as a nickname !
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Barnaby, my beloved… *_*
Uh-oh… been thinking about a double possessive x reader 👀
So been thinking about if you got both of the boys in the same room and they only barely tolerate each other because you’re there. I’ll try to make it gn
Tw: brief talk of Anti’s “neck incident” and swearing
Darkiplier x Reader (gender neutral) x Antisepticeye
Set up: you are just chilling with Anti (just imagine a living room) and Dark arrives because he wants to talk with you about something and Anti gets real defensive and clingy.
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“They aren’t your prisoner, you know. They can talk with whomever they wish,” Dark was already irritated with Anti’s shenanigans.
“Yeah, well you’re in my home, my fucking territory. You don’t have a fucking say here!” Anti was getting angry a lot faster than the other alter- as per usual. Dark sighed, “Does this really need to be an issue every time I wish to see them? They already stay with you, why do you insist on being selfish?”
“Cause I know what’s safe for them, and they don’t need to be around you or any other insane ego in your little group.”
The iplier egos were never all that harmful towards you, though. Only Dark and Wilford ever seemed to have interest, to which Dark would always ward off Wilford’s more… extreme tendencies.
Dark sneered in response, “You know what’s safe? The one who brought a knife to their own neck for entertainment-?”
“THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM!”
Things were growing heated fast. You decided to quietly step away to let them work it out (in their own special way).
“Dollface, hey,” arms wrapped around your torso, making you stop, “where are ya going? I was just messing around…” Anti mumbled as his face brushed up beside yours.
“Just a minor spat is all,” Dark stepped in front of you and took your hand, “takes more than a couple harsh words to send me away.” He placed a soft kiss to your knuckles.
Anti growled and his hold possessively tightened, “would certainly make my life a lot easier… I think they prefer me anyways,” he chuckled a bit and started a trail of kisses along your neck.
Dark’s expression twitched only slightly at this, but remained overall neutral. He brought his free hand to your face and maneuvered yours to rest on his shoulder. “They just need to see what I can offer…” his chest pressed up against yours, now pinning you between the two extremely dangerous beings, “I can entirely rewrite reality at your command.”
His lips connected with yours in a rather soft display of affection, catching you off guard with how gentle he was being. He separated for a breath, “say the word my dear, and I will give you the world.” He captured your lips once again.
Anti huffed. “Darlin’ you already have the world with me,” he whispered into your ear, making you shiver only for Dark to deepen the kiss to bring your attention back to him. “What could he possibly have that I don’t, hm?” Anti placed a small kiss behind your ear.
Dark separated to glare down at him. “Humility and grace certainly comes to mind.”
With that, they were at it again. Attempting to one-up each other for your attention.
You, at their mercy, had one hand clutching at Anti’s arms and the other clawing into Dark’s suit jacket, there was hardly anything you could do to stop them. Your mind, being as flustered as it was, probably wouldn’t let you do much of anything if you could.
Headcanons for being Jinx’s sweet younger sister and being apart of the Hive?
People get so confused when they find out that you two are related. While Jinx can be nice, she doesn’t show it often. You, however, are just a ray of sunshine with a mischievous streak.
Jinx acts like she gets annoyed by you but her older sister instincts kick in whenever you get hurt or saddened by something and will throw hands.
You easily become the cinnamon roll of the Hive Five.
Kyd Wykkyd often likes hanging out with you and even introduces you to Angel, just because you remind him so much of her and is happy when you two become friends. He’s like the older brother for you.
If there’s a mission that Jinx can’t go or attend to, she trusts Kyd to keep an eye for you.
Mammoth likes to carry you around and there are just some parts of your personality that reminds him of his own younger sister, Selinda. He’s very happy that you listen to him when he decides to talk about her and you’re just like, “Wow, I’d love to meet her someday!”
You help Gizmo around in the lab, while you’re kinda clueless in the area of science, he appreciates your help.
He does get annoyed easily so if you ever break something, he will snap at you but he doesn’t mean it. Hopefully, he never does it in front of Jinx.
See-more is very flustered whenever you express interest in him and his powers, especially since most people probably don’t like the fact he’s basically a cyclops, and will happily answer any questions you have of him.
You and Billy hanging out with each other is either going to mean wholesome moments or that something chaotic is going to happen.
You use your own magic to cause chaos with him and his clones.
Jinx doesn’t like that you’re so nice, mostly because she’s scared that you’ll be taken advantage of or manipulated in some way, but at the same time, she wouldn’t want to change a single thing about you.
If you get an s/o, she is very much going to interrogate them to make sure they’re good enough for you.
One time both you and Billy were playfully flirting with each other and Jinx ‘accidently’ used her bad luck magic to make him trip on nothing.
Who is your favorite BBU character?
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Just a kiss (Phantom x reader)
A/N: This is a one shot for @ezuriel-moth-rps 200 follows contest. I hope y’all like it!
Summary: Reader wants to kiss Phantom, but is too nervous to ask.
Word count: 643
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Fav Cartoons
I'm curious to know what your guy's favorite cartoons are, so let me know in the comments! Here's a list of mine, I recommend all of them (especially Jem)
1. Ruby Gloom
A gothic kids show about a girl named Ruby and her adventures in Gloomsville with her various friends. Lots of literature and film references, and a pretty catchy theme song!
2. Wild Kratts
Wild Kratts is a show about Chris and Martin Kratt, a pair of adventurous brothers who share the goal of protecting earth wildlife. The show got me interested in environmentalism at a young age, and is very educational.
3. Scooby-Doo, Mystery Incorporated
In my opinion, the best Scooby-Doo cartoon, it builds on what we already know about the gang, and adds to it in a way that's both fun and realistic. I like the show's darker twists and turns, and think it captures what a kids mystery show should be. (Also Velma gets a girlfriend ❤)
4. Jem and The Holograms
By far the most outrageous musical cartoon, the fashion and aesthetics of Jem and The Holograms are amazing even by today's standards. From an amazing soundtrack to well written villains, this show is by far my favorite cartoon.
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE NAME OF RUBY GLOOM FOR YEARS TYSM THIS POST HELPED ME SM LOL
Main 4 - S/O affectionately bites
Hank
-He’s confused as hell when you begin to nip him, biting is something hostile and let you softly chewed on his arm without a trace of anger. He’s half tempted to just bite you back, but he knows better, his metal jaw would do much more damage than your teeth.
-He comes around to it, it’s part of your love language as headbutting gently is part of his. You nibble his fingers, he bumps his forehead against yours, a silent signal of love and genuine care.
-Hank will find you interesting things to chew on if you enjoy getting your teeth into other items. Erasers, dog toys, cool looking plastic, anything he thinks you’ll enjoy, he’ll grab.
-One day he comes back with a funky looking necklace, he explains as best he can that it’s a “Stim toy, made for biting. Can still bite me, but can bite this when I’m not here.”
Deimos
-Oh sweet, someone else who says ‘I love you’ with their teeth. He tends to leave teeth marks or hickies though, he’s not as gentle as you, he hasn’t needed to be since Sanford doesn’t complain.
-It’s not uncommon to see the pair of you settled in somewhere, on the couch, in your sleeping cots, just mutually biting each other. Nobody else understands it, but you’re both fine with that, you’ve just found someone who speaks your language.
-If he bites too hard you can just tell him and he’ll try and be softer. He loves you very much and doesn’t want to hurt you. If he does, he’ll deliver none stop apologies to you, nuzzling your neck and tenderly cleaning the wound. He’ll switch to just nuzzling and kissing for a while.
Sanford
-He finds it endearing, namely because he’s used to it from Deimos, at least you don’t leave sharp teeth marks in his skin. You can sit cocooned in his arms, gently nibbling his muscles while you both relax.
-Anytime you nip him, he pays you back in kind with a kiss, he loves you so much, squishing you close to him and peppering your lips and cheeks with kisses.
-Nip his lip and he’ll melt into you, such a simple action makes the butterflies tickle his innards and knees go weak. He’ll squish your cheeks and pull you close, catching you into a long and passionate kiss.
-Who knew such a little action would bring such a big man to his knees. But he’s only weak for you, no one else could compare.
Doc
-He finds it annoying. Anytime you do it, he pulls away and shakes his head. “Don’t. Please.” He’s rather sensitive with touch, only wanting affection on his terms, and teeth are out of the question.
-He’ll find other things for you to chew on, similarly to Hank, but he focuses more on actual stim chew toys as opposed to anything random that could be chewed on.
-In time he’ll allow you to nibble him on rare occasions, and only in spots no one else would see should you leave a mark, like his shoulder blade or his upper bicep where his hoodie and shirt will cover it.
Tricky being a simp moment
Hell yeah-
Also sorry for taking so long to write this, here you go ^^;
🤡[Tricky being a simp for his s/o: Headcanons]🤡
*He just can't stop thinking about them, he even mutters their name in his sleep.
*The fact that they still love him despite being an insane murderous clown just hits him right in the heart, he never met someone so nice and caring after chaos consumed Nevada.
*He's always, but I mean always asking for cuddles and smooches, being all clingy and purring a lot when finally getting them. Just straight up trying to find an excuse just so s/o is around him as long as possible.
*But thankfully there's times he'll stop since he's very afraid of annoying his dear s/o.
*Oh, an lemme tell you, he's a lot more clingy and protective in his demon form.
*Always carrying s/o wherever they go, his giant claw always on top of them as a way to show cuddles (since if he tried another way he would accidentally crush them), his cheek always nuzzling them while loudly purring.
*He's just straight up like a giant cat, always asking for attention and affection.
𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙭 𝙎𝙝𝙮 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 | 𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙩 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧.
* Okay okay so
* You guys probably never confessed to each other since you were too embarrassed to tell tricky- you two just ended up being together?? You both prolly didn’t even realize that you were doing what couples did until some grunt noticed you two and commented on how you two were holding hands
* “Aw! Are you two a couple?”
* You’re stunned into silence as you feel your face begin to turn warm. Meanwhile, Tricky doesn’t even skip a beat, happily exclaiming how you two were together for a while. Loud enough for at least anyone in a ten mile radius to hear.
* “ YES!! CLOWN AND [Y/N] HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG TEIM AND LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH !1!! “
* You want to crawl into a hole and rot as you stare at your feet, your face burning as the sounds of the grunt who had been fawning over you and Tricky giggling torment you.
* After that, it became very well known that you two were together lol
* Tricky is also vv protective of you, especially since you’re so shy and you’re in one of the most dangerous hellholes in the world, Nevada. Even when you think your alone, Tricky will always be mere steps away from you, hiding just out of sight behind a wall, waiting for an enemy to try and hurt you so he can strike.
* He thinks ur so cute !! He’s always trying to touch you in some way, whether it be holding your hand, hugging you or picking you up if you’re shorter/lighter than him, and even nuzzling his face against you !!
* Speaks for you if you can’t talk or you feel to awkward to say anything to people. Will 100 percent be the one to tell the cashier that you asked for no toppings on your food.
* “ HAY!! THEY ASKED FOR NO MUSTARD !! “
* anyway you two are so cute and tricky cherishes u 💞
heya! if you don't mind, can i request some headcanons of the main 3 + tricky from madcom with a gn s/o who somehow still runs a cafe in the middle of nevada? like before madcom 1, they were a popular cafe before nevada became what we know in the series and the cafe is still up and running with a few grunts coming in to relax and chill
Hank
Sees agents retreat into your café and follows them inside, thinking they're gonna hold you hostage.
But you're just serving coffee or whatever to them like everything's normal. And your other patrons aren't even fazed by Hank's nor the agents' arrival.
You see their weapons and you basically say "can y'all fight outside bc I don't want blood on my walls".
They agree (surprisingly) and Hank drags all of them outside, slaughters them, and comes back in to get a snack for himself.
Deimos
He's been a frequent visitor of your café, even before Nevada went to hell in a handbasket.
Now he occasionally stops in after a fight to grab a cup of coffee. He'll need the caffeine for his job.
Fortunately you know exactly how he likes his made, so you give it to him and get repaid with cash (and a kiss, of course).
Sanford
Reacts the same as Hank.
He just puts away his hooks temporarily before ordering something from you.
In a few minutes he'll kick the asses of all the AAHW agents who fled in here like cowards.
But for now he'll take a break and chat with you, and even compliment how you've managed to make Nevada seem normal again.
Tricky
This clown's rampaging as usual when he stumbles upon the café you work at.
He doesn't remember much of his pre-zombie life, but he does recall this café being his favorite. So to see it still standing was a shocker.
Accidentally rips the door open trying to enter (when it's a "push" instead of "pull").
"CLOWN HUNGRY".
You just chuckle and give him a free snack to make him happy.
I see your new, that is cool!
How about the main 4 with a reader who bakes cakes? I bet they will like the food there s/o make
Remember you are amazing! Don't give up <3
Love you ♡
~ CAKE SHENANIGANS
headcanon list featuring hank, sanford, deimos, and 2bd with a reader who bakes cakes!
content includes: fluff, and just curious guys rooting for their s/o!
author's note: hello! i hope this works :). and yup! it's been awesome being here so far <3. your request was incredibly fun to write, and i hope you have a great day!
Hmmm, what if.... the reader make their own clothes? They sew them, and they make(offer to make) some for the main four? Or whoever ya want
Tbh it would be useful, since Nevada is basically an apocalypse
PERFECTO 👌👌👌
Hank:
Hank peeked over your shoulder to see what u were doing, and he intriguingly watched you make some kind of clothing he never seen before.
You offered to make clothes for him, and he said yes. He wanted to wear black, tough clothes. Like clothes that make him look scary.
He enjoys wearing the clothes you made him. Not only are they comfortable, but it makes him look strong and intimidating.
Even his allies seemed to be impressed by the masculine nice look given from him thanks to the clothes you made.
Sanford:
Sanford was coming home from work, then he saw you doing something that looked fun to watch.
He asked what you were doing and you said you were making clothes. You offered to make him some clothes and he said yes. He doesn’t care what kind of clothes you make.
Sanford enjoys wearing the clothes you make, if he hears Deimos making fun of him, he slaps him Will Smith style.
The clothes make him feel so relaxed that sometimes when Deimos tries to annoy him, he ignores it and keeps on chilling.
Deimos:
Deimos immediately grasped your shoulders and asked what you were doing.
You told him you were making clothes. He asked if you could make some for him so that he could look hotter, and you said yes.
Whenever he wears the clothes you made him, he likes to look at himself in the mirror and make seductive poses, thinking about how good he looks and how he’ll seduce you.
He acts more high and mighty whenever he wears your clothes, and he’s always asking if he looks sexy in the clothes you made him. He also likes to go outside and flex his good looks (most people don’t notice sadly).
2BDamned:
After a long day of work, 2BDamned decided to settle down next to you and watch you make clothing. It always seems to soothe him and he wishes he could watch it for a long time.
You offered him to make some clothes for him and he happily agreed. He wanted some clothes to wear so he wouldn’t get too hot from working as well as some extra clothes for the boys in case they’re torn or ruined.
Whenever someone needs a change in clothes or needs to get them washed, 2B always has the solution. Thanks to you, his work can get done easier.
At the end of each day, he thanks you for making clothes for his work and he appreciates you a lot.
Billie Bust Up Humanizations!
MORE OF MY HUMANIZED MFS
I literally have nothing else in mind to post so all I have is this lineup, love you bbu community [heart emoji]
timeline questions for chica-masked bully
for ♟️ anon
🐥 did you have any siblings? if so how did you get along with them?
🎭 what was your family like?
🐥 what was your house like? who did you live with?
🎭 did you go to school? what was it like?
🐥 did you have any friends outside of the other bullies?
🎭 did you stay friends with the other bullies after the bite?
🐥 how did you meet the other bullies?
ABSOLUTELY I WILL
FEM IN SUITS? HUMINA HUMINA
Raph is so, so, SO sweet. He's giving endless, genuine compliments and he even adjusts and helps out with your style. He found you a hat to match with your tie. 10/10 sweetheart. The way his cheeks tint pink with his love-dumb smile? Poifect. Hold his hands please.
Leo is dressed up, too! You think you get to slay like that and NOT have him accompany you? Heck, he'd get dressed up and hang on YOUR arm if you'd so wish. He knows you two rock the scene like a hurricane, and he is SMUG about it. He's constantly talking about how perfect of a pair you two are. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
If Donnie wasn't so focused on keeping his unaffected, bad boy rep up he'd be swooning he is. Instead, alll he does is try to pull out the charm and sweep you off your feet. Before you figure out he's already falling for you. Cheesy and smooth lines thrown at you left and right. He even dips you at some point!
Please don't flirt back at him please he'll melt he'll die he'll go small brain for a bit
Mikey wants to draw you, he wants to paint you, he wants to be on your arm ALWAYS. Thinks you're the most gorgeous thing he's ever seen and his puppy eyes are always up when he's with you because christ he is just ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ over you. He wants to cherish you. He WILL cherish you.
Donnie: I've slept so little I can now officially smell colors
(Name), who just saw him drink 3 glasses of coffee and 5 energy drinks: How the fuck are you still alive??
Donnie: That's the question I've been asking everyday.
