Mortal_Mayhem

NSFW and SFW Blog, Minors DNI with NSFW. Do to personal life, this blog is on hiatus until further notice.

[mortal-mayhem]

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**Do to personal life, this blog is on hiatus until further notice.

Here I go by Mortal_Mayhem. You can call me Morty or May, or anything you'd like! I go by all pronouns.

This blog will have some NSFW themes and stories, so minors should not interact with those, for my safety. Feel free to go for my SFW stuff, though!

After opening the 'Keep Reading' line underneath, you'll find my dos and don'ts, some fandoms I write for, and links to my AO3 and Mega Masterlist.

Headcanon Requests: CLOSED

One-Shot Requests: CLOSED

QnA: OPEN

I WILL Write:

Angst

Smut

Fluff

Crack

Comfort

Platonic

Romantic

Most Kinks

LGBTQIA+

Headcanons

Character Alphabets

Monster Fuckin'

I Will NOT Write:

Extreme Fetish - (Such as incest, etc.)

DD/lg - MM/lb - Similar - (Daddy Kinks and such are fine, but I won't write smut between a 'Daddy/Mommy' and a person in little space.)

Discriminatory Themes

Piss Kinks and Similar - (Just makes me uncomfortable. I hope you understand!)

I Will NOT Tolerate:

Pedophilia - (This comes without saying, but NSFW writing I do from shows, such as ROTTMNT and The Owl House, will be properly aged up.)

Homophobia

Racism

Transphobia

Disrespect for Others

Don't be a creep. Don't be a dick. That sound good? Good.

Fandoms (Subject to Change):

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Inscryption

Sonic the Hedgehog - (Humanized)

DOOM

Five Nights at Freddy's

Lego Monkie Kid

The Owl House

Bee and Puppycat

Bendy and the Ink Machine/Dark Revival

And more, as I learn to write them. If you have an ask or suggestion, go ahead and throw it at me!

Links:

AO3

Mega Masterlist

Anon List

My Alt. Blog

[mortal-mayhem]

Hi! Funny thing, I found your comment on a Tommyinnit community post. Not accusatory or anything I'm just finding it extremely funny I found you on YouTube completely by chance that way. Love your fics btw! Hope life calms down for you soon!

Awe, dope! Funny minecraft man got me recognized!

Thank you, by the way! ♡

This ask made my day. :]

[mortal-mayhem]

Yo what’s ur Wattpad if you have one?

My Wattpad is under the same name, Mortal_Mayhem!

Be warned, however, I don't really post anything there and I mostly use it for reading.

[mortal-mayhem]

Heeeeyyy, guys.

I'm sorry for being basically dead for a while. I've had quite a lot going on in my life that's kept me too emotionally constipated to really be active.

I won't lie, it's still gonna be a bit until I'm ready to kick it up again. There's a lot of things I have to take care of on my personal time.

But! I wanted to let you guys know I'm alright.

[mortal-mayhem]

here's a thirste monke idea: Wukong absolutely LOVING to eat pussy and getting completely pussy-drunk *runs away*

UGH yes anon you're so right

I just know he eats pussy good

He doesn't stop until well after you're already crying from the overstimulation, too

And he'll have a clone hold you open while he does it, whispering into your ear how good you're being and how delicious you taste

The clone reaching around you to rub circles around your clit while the original has his tongue buried deep inside, making it grow longer and longer to reach every part of you

And after it all, he'll be so feral and needy that he won't be able to hold back from shoving himself inside of you, growling out at how sensitive he is from waiting for so long

You wouldn't be walking for a while

[novelcain]

IT IS TIME TO CONQUER CHAPTER 3!!!

I will be doing battle for the next 4 to 5 days so ask responses may be a little slow so bear with me! NOW LET'S DO THIS!!!!

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[ritz-writes]

k im deleting tiktok for now cuz im so fucking mad. people keep not putting the fucking warning befroe the video and just IMMEDIATELY SHOW SOMETHING HUGE. or they put the warning over a very clear spoiler scene without blurring it or anything. and the thing i just saw was my last fucking straw im PISSED. im not going on tiktok, im ONLY going to be on tumblr to look at my fiances posts, THATS IT. i cant go on youtube, i cant go on twitter, i cant go on insta. i love this fandom, but no one is putting spoiler warnings and im absolutely done

[junoofthestars]

we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era 

[aroaceundynestuff-deactivated20]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TUMBLR SILLYGUYS TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING

[mortal-mayhem]

I NEED IT

[mortal-mayhem]

How do you feel about Cecil winning his rightful place as tumblr sexyman

[mortal-mayhem]

Send me your thirsty monkey ideas 🔫

Avoid S4 spoilers, tho, I haven't seen it yet

[mortal-mayhem]

Do yo and Sublieu have a Discord server?

Like- the both of us together having one? Not that I know of, no 😳

[mortal-mayhem]

Mortie!!!!

AZURE SMUT IS COMING SOON :D

👀👀👀

[sexymanotddd]

FINAL ROUND: Sans (Undertale) vs. Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Sans

Cecil

Voting ended onJan 30, 2023

Tumblr Sexyrematch info

[mortal-mayhem]

If Sans don't win I'm gonna riot

[journeytomonkiekid]

How many pages are you going to make and will there be chapter 6

[ritz-writes]

I already replied to this post, but I need to reblog it cuz I'm still so upset. I see a lot of people saying "don't you read the FAQ?" Which is true! You absolutely should.

But, even if you didn't, it is in such poor taste to ask when someone is going to update again. OP gives us updates so often already! Once ever few days! That's amazing and I'm so grateful for her fast work!

And then right after a page is uploaded someone will say "when's the next page? When will you update?"

SHUT UP!!! Yall r being so rude!! Unless a comic or fic hasn't been updated in years, don't fucking ask. It's such an asshole thing to say, especially a day or two after the last update.

I know yall want to see how the story continues, but it's SO discouraging to be asked this over and over and over when you're already uploaded at a steady pace.

BE. PATIENT.

[novelcain]

22

MAYMAY!!!!

*takes away one of your gold stars*

[mortal-mayhem]

WAIT NO IM SORRY GIVE IT BACK

[novelcain]

Ugh! FINE.

*aggressively slaps it on your forehead* 🌟

*gives you a little pat on the head*

[mortal-mayhem]

[novelcain]

22

MAYMAY!!!!

*takes away one of your gold stars*

[mortal-mayhem]

WAIT NO IM SORRY GIVE IT BACK

[novelcain]

Hey guys so small update. I've been sick for the past few days and it just got A LOT worse. I'll be fine but I can't really focus on writing so I'm not sure when chapter 3 will be out. I might still answer asks just very sporadically. I'll try to get better quickly and get back on to da story. Until then, stay evil~😈😈😈

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