Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
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Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
hey so tumblr just added this thing (community labels) and by default ALL these category filters are set to remove anything labelled with these from your feed entirely (not just blurred).
Please remember to go into your settings and adjust them to what you prefer! if you're under 18, you won't be able to adjust them as they are set to Hide until you turn 18
this is what it looks like in settings (i have everything set to Show, the default is Hidden)
(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)
You stumble across my half-eaten corpse in the abandoned mineshaft, clutching the note that i used my last energy to write, but it's just a badly drawn picture of me and the monster holding hands with hearts all around it and the words "big dogy" are scrawled at the bottom.
Does anyone know what to do
I don’t give up on people easily, so if I cut you off, you really fucked up.
getting 0 likes on a textpost means i had a thought so original no one could relate
Gay trans men are literally the sexiest mother fuckers alive. Like? Holy shit.
I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.
One thing about me is I am not doing so well
Sucking her off silly style. Shlocking her shit goofy as hell. Slobbing on her junk in the wackiest fashion imaginable. Becoming the joker of blowjobs.
when my mutuals change their url and icon and blog theme i just have to resort to smelling them with my antennae to identify them
What if idk how to flirt so I just clean your apartment, cook you dinner, and show you funny videos while we eat?
The morbius meme is uniquely great knowing Disney can’t make the most of the PR when it’s 200x funnier if you refuse to watch the movie
its overshadowed the movie itself so much i legit dont even know what its about? i think hes a vampire? and other then that literally everything i have heard about him is its morbin time
Jared leto, vampire, it’s marvel somehow, nobody saw it, don’t know don’t care its morbin time
Disney didn't even make it, it was Sony, that's even funnier. No one knows fucking anything about this movie