pastemana

you can call me paste or pastemana any pronouns im just vibing

[junk-thunder]

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

[aquinohotelcentral]

[pastemana]

Ya so hey, why you in the call CALLING ME THE FRENCH DUDE. I am not the french dude.

You right now btw

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[3000s]

we are in truble

[theconcealedweapon]

[strange-aeons]

Surely Garfield of all things isn't something that gets in the way of religion

implication is that his previous religion was Garfield . . .

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[mcechoes]

Appreciating the spontaneous parody songs of tonight's Joe Hills stream

"Scar clearly started the fire He has flint and steel / I mean let's be real Scar clearly started that fire Someone please get Pearl / before it engulfs the world Scar clearly started the fire Someone get a bucket / Oh god what rhymes with bucket?"

[the-muppet-joker]

Time to start MAXMAXXING. I will DO EVERYTHING. BE EVERYTHING. FEEL NOTHING. HOLLOW MYSELF OUT AND BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL. FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY EATING CANNED SARDINES AND DRINKINKING MY OWN BATH WATER!!! I WILL BE MEWING AND MOGGING 25 MISERABLE HOURS A DAY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Oh my god its my final exam for my bugs and slime class today and I forgot to study. Fuuuuck I don't know anything. If you fail the exam, they nickelodeon slime you to death and then your body is eaten by the Big Bug Professor. Fuckk shittt im toassttt

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[skullnebula]

Happy 413 to @the-muppet-joker specifically

[the-muppet-joker]

Homestuck was written specifically for me I fear

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[joehills]

Remember when I didn’t try to sell you NFTs and then you didn’t have to be mad at me about it later?

Good news, I’m doing that again... but with newer technology this time!

[the-muppet-joker]

AGAB? Pro Nouns? I was cursed by a witch to have both switching every day so that they never match! I wake up one day, afab and dysphoric, and begin transitioning to male as fast as I can. Then the next day, the witch has turned me amab and even more dysphoric, so I have to make a quick u-turn and frantically transition in the opposite direction. I put testosterone and estrogen into the chambers of a revolver and play Russian Roulette! I am Wile E Coyote, slamming headfirst into a painted wall of he/him pronoun before turning around and running off the she/her cliff! I am pushing the boulder of gender non-comfonrmity up a hill, never to reach the top and never to be satisfied! Damn you, witch that makes you Transgender Sisyphus. Damn you!