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bloop ok i might b movin teddy to an oc multi-muse????
I’m sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don’t matter, it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore
Hello - Adele
killerpigfarmer.
“…’M just saying, there are consequences to being a lazy sonofabitch, and if you knew what you wanted, what you really, really wanted, y’ might not be in this situation.“ Oh, no. He was not going to let her live.
“Did you just-- Did that honestly just happen? I’m not hearing things, right? You just said that?” Fucking extraordinary. She’s actually mad about it. Oh, man. She just left the door wide open for that and he fucking-- took full advantage of it. She hates him.
tuneysalad.
*imprints*
“I am in no way ready to be a mom.”
adele got me feeling truly grown…. i feel recently divorced, pouring red wine and listening to records in my town home that i’m making down payments on owning… my coats are expensive and i keep staring at the wedding band my ex left on the mantlepiece… sometimes i want to throw it into the fire, sometimes i want to sell it, but sometimes i want to call them and ask if they wanna get back together…. then i sip my wine again and look away……
hardlytrusting.
He takes the hit, furrowed brow and snarled mouth revealing exactly how he’s feeling right about now. Brandt thinks about retaliating, shoving her back, letting go of all that anger she’s been building up inside of him, but instead holds his fist to his mouth, the floodgates closed for now.
‘ You don’t wanna deal with your shit, fine. But don’t fucking bring me into it, and don’t fuck with my people. Because I swear to God, Teddy, I’ll do everything it takes to make sure that motherfucker walks. Even if you’re standing in the way. ‘
“Wow. I sure know how to pick ’em.”
She balls her fist and thumps his shoulder, like a friend might do to somebody they’re not thinking about kicking in the nuts. She knows what he’s like, she’s not allowed to be surprised at this point, but-- fuck. When they’re apart, when she’s Teddy and he’s Brandt and there’s no ampersand to force them together... she gets caught up on the boy who made her feel happy again.
She wonders if he’d be like this.
“I’m gonna send your guy up the river. That motherfucker is never gonna see the light of day again. And you know what, baby? I’m gonna make you look like a fuckin’ useless piece of garbage. In front of everybody. You got my word.”
it’s 5am so i’m gonna do one last reply to teddy’s shitty not-boyfriend & then i’m gonna head to bed but feel free to like this for a starter tomorrow!
hardlytrusting.
‘ Really? For once in my miserable fucking life? The only reason you’re even doing this is because of your goddamn… vendetta against those fucking brothers. Guess what? They’re gone. Fucking gone and never fucking coming back and they probably don’t even fucking remember what they did to your family. They’re out of your fucking reach and locking up everyone you think is guilty isn’t gonna change that. ‘
He’s close to her now, breath heavy and hard and in her face, practically begging her to do something.
“Are you kidding me?”
Teddy knows to expect the worst from Brandt. Like, that’s literally all she ever expects from him at this point, but even that stuns her into silence for a few moments. Yeah, it might be fucking right, but that doesn’t mean he has to throw it in her face. There are some things you just don’t touch. Some things you just don’t throw at your not-girlfriend.
There are several things she could do right now. But none of them will feel as good as slapping him right across his smug, bastard face.
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“God, I know I’m dressed like a Spice Girls reject but you don’t have to go make a big deal out of it...” Look, she’s just severely lacking in the clean clothes department right now. Let her live.
hardlytrusting.
‘ It’s not that goddamned simple, Jesus Christ! I don’t give a fuck if he’s guilty, he’s my client. I know you think you need to put away all the bad people, but you need to let go of this fucking fantasy and understand that the world’s not black and white like that. He goes down, so does my whole fuckin’ career — these guys, you fuck up once and that’s it. You get yourself blacklisted in every book and no one’s even gonna blink.
I’m not about to let my work go to waste over your fucking ego. ‘
“Fuck you.” She shoves him. Hard. “You know this isn’t about my ego. If it was, we’d be having a totally fuckin’ different conversation. And don’t you fuckin’ dare talk down to me, you bastard.” It’s not enough. His words cut close, and she can’t think of anything that would hit him the way she wants right now. It’s infuriating. “You’ll always have some other piece of shit client. Don’t you fuckin’-- Don’t. For once in your miserable fuckin’ life, just don’t.”
luchatterly.
“Ah, that’s alright, you get me and I’ll just get you back trickin’ you into babysittin’,” Lucy chuckles. Wouldn’t be the hardest thing to do; invite her over, fuck off for a few hours. What’s Teddy gonna do? Leave the kids by themselves? No. She loves them too much. As much as Lucy’s sure she doesn’t like to admit sometimes. “But, hey, the one thing I ain’t never gonna do, Teds, is tell you where we get our coffee. You’d never come over again if you could make it this good yourself.”
“Your hot husband is totally reason enough for me to visit you guys, so quit holding out on me already.” Honestly, Lonnie’s somehow managed to stop being attractive to her ( she’s pretty sure it’s got something to do with the fact that he has kids now ) so she’s only keeping up with that because it’s turned into some kind of running gag at this point. Also because she’s willing to say anything to get that damn coffee. “Fine, fine, fine. I know when I’m not gonna win.”
hardlytrusting.
‘ I don’t know what you fuckin’ want from me, Teddy. Don’t try and guilt trip me over some bullshit ‘cause you’re just as responsible. ‘ Funny, he’s getting the same feeling.
“I want you to not fuck up my entire case because you’re a piece of shit, that’s what I want! I don’t give a fuck if he’s your client, Brandt, I don’t give a fuck if he’s your best friend-- he’s guilty!”
@hardlytrusting wants to fight.
“Are you fuckin’ kidding me right now? You’re just gonna walk on out?”
She’s getting déjà vu.
nellchatterly.
“You know what you didn’t teach me though?” she adds. “How to make coffee like my folks do.”
“What was that? Four seconds? You lasted four seconds before you turned into a giant fuckin’ turncoat, this is disgusting.”
nellchatterly.
“You taught me that coffee’s a damn godsend,” Nell points out, smiling at her aunt. “And ain’t that the most important lesson of all?”
“Oh, my God. You’ve turned into a kiss-ass.” That is still the most important lesson of all, actually, she can’t lie. “I guess I’m proud, though. Even if you are a kiss-ass.”