[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[littlehorrorshop]

Harold Lloyd in For Heaven's Sake (1926)

[lostinhistory]

Christopher Nolan if he wasn't a coward

The Greek deception fails when the Trojans are alerted by the clapping of their ass cheeks.

[polkadotmotmot]

Plum Cloutman - Self Pie, 2025 - Pastel, watercolor, and oil on paper mounted to board

[weekenddracula]

made some art today to express my feelings since i am watching the untamed with friends and am only like 17 episodes in. please do not spoil me i will cry blood.

[image description: a hand is propping up a decorated plastic toploader. in the toploader is a photo of lan wangji from the tv show the untamed, looking beautiful and dignified. his photo is surrounded by a variety of lisa frank stickers in different shapes and sizes; notably, some small bunnies, a pegasus, a unicorn, a lot of rainbows and rainbow-colored objects, a small turtle, some hearts and stars, and a birthday cake that has the letters LWJ over it]

(hopefully that alt text and img description work but if they need tweaks let me know!)

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[cogentranting]

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

[uglyfruit]

Whale bone bird sculpture by Inuk artist Joseph Saimut

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[64mpg]

i tryyyyyyy but i get overwhelmed

[crowarmy]

staring blankly at people when they talk enthusiastically about chatgpt

[drchucktingle]

It’s an important weekend for Mayor Gom. After years of struggling to put his island hamlet, Widow’s Gay, on the map, Gom is finally getting ready for a big weekend of tourism and summer fun that will rival Martha’s Boneyard.

Before the weekend has a chance to kick off, however, several mysterious clangs ring out from the church and storm clouds roll in, the beginning of a terrible prophecy that now threatens to destroy Widow’s Gay forever. According to legend, the only thing that will stop this curse is a hardcore encounter at the lighthouse, but Mayor Gom quickly discovers there are even more mysteries in Widow’s Gay than he initially thought.

It's not a monster in the lighthouse that’s on the hunt for a pound, it’s the lighthouse itself.

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay building action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living lighthouse love.

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please enjoy new tingler WIDOW'S GAY (which many are saying is the new martha's boneyard) out now here or true buckaroo tier patreon

[ateezinc]

ATEEZ — ATINY's VOYAGE: TINY MYSTERY 'Ghosteez Radio' VCR 👻

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[mndvx]

OLD MAN YAOI will persist despite the Russo Brothers in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY (2026)