Salty Bitch

Hi

[sixpenceee]

“It’s so cold outside that the ghost that haunted the house froze to death.” posted by tforpatato

[pasturbedtime]

a bro: actually I'm a devil's advocate

satan: *appears from hell* you're not even a lawyer, chad

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[super-metroid]

the lusty krab

[2000ish]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[babyanimalgifs]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[zaranephthys]

This is actually kinda creepy like y'all is cousins

[nonchalantrebellion]

Wow everybody got a twin

[chleopatraapaige]

We all are technically 12th cousins so

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Okay but some of these people could make some serious scammer money

[pasturbedtime]

my mom just came up to me and said "the emoji movie is 92 minutes of hell" and walked away same mom

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[bloodphoenix]

I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.

[mirandaadria]

[hello-pet-deactivated20130113]

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

[emmettshearer-deactivated201707]

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[sneeringimperialist]

Bring the child unto me

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

[pasturbedtime]

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

[ruinedchildhood]

Me:

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[onceuponalittleliar]

They’re wearing matching shirts

[racefaker]

What do the rest of us even know about love 

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[medakakurokami]

[ruinedchildhood]