Chill vibes and eating the rich.

I bet Jeff Bezos tastes like a little bitch.

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

[mutualmango]

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Oof

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[the-haiku-bot]

According to this

site, August 1 is the first

day of Halloween.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[imaginarylands4000]

[xxdrowninglessonsxx]

crochet aquarium

[gaynfl-moved]

[saywhat-politics]

BREAKING: Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Zohran Mamdani's policies because even Fox viewers are finding them appealing.

[cynicalclassicist]

When you report what these scary left-wingers actually have as policies, they're pretty popular.

[foodffs]

Slow Cooker Feta and Tomato Pasta

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[depsidase]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[guerrillatech]

[transfemgabriellamontez]

EVERY! DAMN! TIME!

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[another-one-bites-the-chipaguasu]

[kibumkim]

[tonyalmeida]

[focksincrocks]

[thehikingastronomer]

This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.

[mercurymusing]

Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

[quill-of-thoth]

Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.

[cumaeansibyl]

There was an observable phenomenon for decades of airline pilots adopting a sort of quasi-Appalachian drawl. They all wanted to be Chuck Yeager, the man who broke the sound barrier and one of the greatest pilots you ever saw, who had a voice like the West Virginia hollers come to life.

I like seeing that Steve Irwin has had a similar influence.

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[depsidase]

[imamuffin]

Education should be free ✨️💜