100% certified wyvern enthusiast

i like ike.

[path-of-rad]

twitter aint rly doing it for me but this account’s got years of disorganization. might remake?

[slowspinningredemption]

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

[shittywizardplush]

hundreds of micro-tumblr communities are born and destroyed every day. studying them is the only way for us to comprehend our own demise

[cerastes]

If only you knew the magnitude of drama and tension currently unfolding in obscure, nigh invisible Gmod servers right this moment, no, every single day.

[nerdgasrnz]

I knew what I had to do

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[supergameboytwo]

[quietvale]

May fishing guide is here! Now with times and stars next to fish gone in June. Let me know if you have any issues!

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[decayingmutt-deactivated2019091]

[cumaeansibyl]

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

[pukicho]

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

[queeryutbrb]

how would we go about drawing a truely horrible, incomprehensible ancient sea monster-demon-god?

[pukicho]

It’s fucking easy you just

[pukicho]

[demilypyro]

This moment made me lose my shit, I wasn’t ready

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

flayn fucking dies

[demilypyro]

[scribefindegil]

Good/Bad media alignment chart

[panharmonium]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

One must vogue before entering the water

[beecakes]

It’s not (just) to seal your nose! It’s to prevent your neck from breaking! We learned this in lifeguarding (? or diving. I don’t remember). Tuck your chin to your chest and hold it there with your arms. Works for any jump from a very high hight into water! And cross your (straight) legs! So they don’t splay out and break! 

[chromium7sky]

Do JoJo pose before the waterfall

[snagglepuss]

i legit hate it when people woobify villains and shit i really do but magneto did nothing wrong

[son-of-a-wiitch]

the ‘killed by magneto’ list on the marvel wiki is five pages long just saying

[snagglepuss]

So proud of him

[argumate]

"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously

something to look forward to in 2020

[argumate]

oh for fuck’s sake

[kanda-franca]

OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction

[veeranger]

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

[veeranger]

the reviews are in

[domodragon]

easily a post you've made

[feelingbluepolitics]

Democrats’ momentum puts Senate majority in play

Republicans are still favorites to keep the chamber, but Democrats' possible path to flipping the Senate is clearer now.

[evilelitest2]

YOur senate vote matters just as much, if not more so than your presidential vote.  Even if you don’t like Biden, then vote in the Senate 

[bluenewdeal-deactivated20200425]

 Amy Mcgrath is running against Mitch McConnell in Kentucky

Jaime Harrison is running against Lindsey Graham in South Carolina

Sara Gideon is running against Susan Collins in Maine

Kimberly Graham and Theresa Greenfield are running against Joni Ernst in Iowa

John Hickenlooper is running against Cory Gardner in Colorado

Teresa Tomlinson, Jon Ossoff, and Sarah Riggs Amico are running against David Perdue in Georgia

Mark Kelly is running against Martha McSally in Arizona

Al Gross (Independent) is running against Dan Sullivan in Alaska

Cal Cunningham is running against Thom Tillis in North Carolina

Mj Hegar is running against John Cornyn in Texas

Steve Bullock and John Mues are running in Montana

Barbara Bollier, Usha Reddi, and Robert Tillman are running in Kansas 

We also need to protect Doug Jones’ seat in Alabama and Gary Peters’ seat in Michigan

Crooked Media also has a site that allocates donations to the senate campaigns that can make the biggest difference in actually flipping or protecting seats. 

[drst]

Please reblog this, Americans. Keep reblogging until November.

[elfwreck]

Postcards to Voters helps remind people to vote–before Doug Jones’ election, they had sent a card to every registered Democratic household in Alabama.

Most of these elections won’t be won or lost by convincing anyone to change their mind - they’re won or lost based on who gets to the polls. And they’re rigged; Republicans have worked hard to disenfranchise and discourage anyone who might vote against them. 

Dan Sullivan won Alasaka’s senate seat by just over 6,000 votes. The Republican machine is arranged to win on very narrow margins - It doesn’t take much to tip the scales.

Keep the house; flip the Senate; take the White House - and let’s show them what real reform looks like when all three are blue.

[atopfourthwall]

It is ESPECIALLY important to get McConnell out. Any progressive legislation ain’t gonna happen while he’s still in charge of the Senate (and by the way, how fucking stupid is our system that these things aren’t AUTOMATICALLY up to vote, but rely upon the Majority Leader putting it on the floor?)

[gothcostco]

what are you even supposed to do on twitter

every time i use it i get angry at someone every 40 seconds

[gothcostco]

twitter is like youtube comments without the videos

[mermithid]

DO NOT SHOP AT TARGET OR ORDER FROM THEM ONLINE ON MAY 1st THERE IS A STRIKE

[aeyriabird]

Sources for those asking. It’s a general strike in protest of unsafe working conditions, inadequate pay/compensation, and not just Target; I’m seeing Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, Amazon, and more:

https://www.genstrike.org/may-day-guide/

https://www.globalresearch.ca/mass-strikes-begin-may-1-first-day-general-strike-campaign/5710926

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8250927/Target-workers-plan-sickout-1-coronavirus-concerns.html

https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-coronavirus-target-online-sales-worker-sickout-20200423-2n6gdm22gbhkzajnbfya3muayu-story.html

http://www.coronastrike.us/

https://targetworkersunite.com/

[mermithid]

Thank you for adding these!!!