Seonghwa's Moon Rabbit Darth Vader opening shot YES LET MY QUEEN SHINE LIKE THE STAR HE IS 🌟💫✨
Fml why is he beautiful from every angle also why is this giving me swan lake vibes???
I can't breathe no one talk to me no one touch me I'm framing this shot and putting it in my house my god he is the most beautiful human I’ve ever seeeeeeeeeeen 😭😭😭
Close up on glittery Yunho THANK YOU KQ
Oh boy the hood is up. Is this another Sannie moment of 'ignore my beautiful perfect sculpted by Artemis herself face and focus on my dancing I beg you' 😅
SPOTLIGHT WOO YES GIVE MY DIVA HIS TIME
I don't know why but I love this move Yeosang does. I will be rewinding and looping it until the end of time thank you.
JONGHO SAID HELL!! I didn't register this before?! YES LET OUR TEDDY BEAR SWEAR!!!
I only just registered the dancers are in white masks with daft sunglasses over the top 😎🤣
This may be one of the cvntiest looks Hongjoong has done in a while. Then again is it the looks or is it just the man poured into them? Does he just bring the vibe with him wherever he goes whatever he wears. Anyway...
Thank you @skelejor for calling this 'the crotch shot' because I will never be able to call it anything else because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M CACKLING WHY ARE WE LOOKING AT MINGUS BETWEEN JOONG'S LEGS?!?
Y'all this feels like a musical. @lute-illson I'm curious for your thoughts.
I'm sure the floating rocks are just a cool effect or a reference to zero gravity in space and totally not in any way related to Halazia and/or lore........ 👀
I love this misty silhouette shot.
YES KING DO IT AGAIN
How does he look so Doberman even in white even with the lemon drizzle hair (also Hongjoong in the back being 110% cvnty again I'm cackling)
THIS IS A MUSICAL THEATRE NUMBER, I REST MY CASE
Damn this is cool. Also something something manipulated time…..
Welp I'mma go watch it 50 more times, RIP my sanity but this performance video is FIRE and I love her. Insert the Rosa Diaz meme of “I’ve only had the NASA PV for 1 hour but” etc etc
kuroo’s got his priorities straight: make the battle at the garbage dump happen, win nationals, go to university, and maybe win the heart of the rival team’s cute manager along the way.
contains: kuroo x fem!karasuno manager!reader, sns/smau, comedy, fluff, angst, chronically online humour, swearing, sugar mommy jokes, mostly follows hq timeline but based in present day
what on earth happens when the newly appointed advertising intern, accidentally makes the msby black jackals blow up after filming a stupid tiktok dance challenge while in working hours? and how the hell did she end up making sakusa kiyoomi actually wanting to do social media trends?
annoyances to lovers, mutual pining, pathetic yn, yn is a menace, ooc characters, fluff, mostly a crackfic, mild angst?, slight university!au, chaotic tiktoker!yn
MASTERLIST
— profiles
smort | black jack(asses)als
— extras
yn’s ad board | omi’s spreadsheet
CHAPTERS (finished) (please don’t spam like! ly)
1. unemployment era soon?
2. spaghetti
3. loathing, unadulterated loathing
4. not cute anymore
5. lost media
6. what is love
7. macarena
8. accidentally in love
9. scream by troy bolton
10. rowley jefferson reference?
11. dive (written part)
12. hoedown throwdown
13. camera man duties
yeosang and y/n have to mc together for a show, however, y/n is known to speak her mind and make out-of-pocket comments which get her in trouble. regardless of this, they are still together as hosts since fans love their serious+silly dynamic. despite yeosang disliking her at the start, he seems to slowly warm up to her once he learns what’s behind her confident smile…
some notes >.<
ive do not exist in this universe (sorryyy) i needed a gg for véra to use aaaa
timestamps mean nothing!!
this is a work of fiction. all idols and events have been fictionalised for the story and any semblance to real-life events is coincidental!
warnings!!
swearing, insults, references to industry stress, slight suggestive tones in some chapters (will warn beforehand!), minor angst, yeosang will be mean for a while
idol! yunho x idol! reader / based on this tiktok & clip !
IN WHICH yunho is cornered by a certain family to marry their daughter...however, yunho has other plans...aka marry the first person he sees!
DISCLAIMERS this is no way hate to annie OR all day project. i do not agree with any of their actions nor will i ever! this is purely fictional and i have no connections to any of these people! for the use of smau part, sophia laforteza will be the faceclaim & reader will be taking her part of katseye. due to backlash, daniela will not be mentioned in this.
WARNINGS fluff, allusions to smut, yunho & reader are kinda oblivious to their feelings, inaccurate idol standards, i can't think of anything else but if you stumble across something don't be afraid to tell me!!
NOTES this shit was so funny to me and this idea came to me while i was on the toilet LMAO so enjoy hehehehe🫰😜 part will be posted soon trust....
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Yunho should've know better. He did know better, but that didn't stop him from doing this.
"Marry me? Now!"
THE NIGHT BEFORE; 09:16 PM; YUNHO'S ROOM
Yunho was playing Clash on his phone with Mingi laying on his bed and Seonghwa sprawled on the floor. The other two were discussing their next tiktok that they were gonna film while he attempted to game.
"What do you think?" Mingi asked looking to Yunho.
"I'll do whatever." Yunho responded sending an attack that failed making his roll his eyes.
"You always say that." Seonghwa added sitting up from the floor.
"And I always do the tiktoks." Yunho said sending a wink the older mans way.
A knock interrupted their conversation. "Come in!"
"Yunho." Hongjoong said entering the room with a serious look on his face. All three of the men quickly sat up in their spots. San, Yeosang, Wooyoung, and Jongho came out hearing the commotion.
"I didn't do it! Wooyoung did!" Yunho spat out throwing his phone and hands in the air. Wooyoung tried to speak but San quickly covered his mouth sensing the tension.
"No. Did you read the email?" Yunho's brows furrowed.
"What email?" Yunho asked reaching for his computer. He quickly unlocked it and went to his email. He read the email outloud for everyone.
Dear Mr. Kim Kyuk-wook and Mr. Jeong Yunho,
I'd like to have a sit down discussion regarding my daughter's, Annie Moon, interest in Yunho. We're inviting you to lunch tomorrow to speak of the details. Please respond as soon as possible to we may continue to plan and coordinate.
Thank you,
Moon Sung-wook.
Yunho felt the color drain from his face. He looked up in horror to everyone's faces, minus Hongjoong, matching his expression.
"What the fuck." Wooyoung spoke first before breaking into a laugh.
"Yeah, Yunho! You didn't tell us you were talking to Annie!" Jongho added offended.
"I'm not!" He quickly defended looking at all of them.
"Mingi's gonna have to save you from the evil CEO mafia boss!" Wooyoung added falling to his knees in laughter. Mingi looked confused and pointed to himself.
"Okay, calm down. How'd you find out?" Seonghwa said looking to Hongjoong.
"I was sent the email from Mr. Kim." Hongjoong said crossing his arms.
"I didn't do anything?" Yunho pleaded ins desperation.
"Well looks like she likes you." Yeosang said holding his phone out. He showed them a tiktok from the KGMA's. It was a video of Annie sneaking glances at Yunho with the text, 'Annie, I understand you yunho is attractive.'
Yunho groaned as Wooyoung broke into another fit of laughter. "This is hilarious."
"No, it's not. If Yunho messes this up, they could wipe us out! I'm too young to die!" Mingi finally spoke up looking more scared than Yunho did. Yunho threw a pillow at him.
"He has to go." San said looking to the group. Half the group nodded and the rest shook their head.
"Oh my god! She followed him on instagram!" Yeosang said looking at her following. Yunho groaned again falling back on his bed. The group began to argue on if he was going, what he would wear, and other things.
"Are you gonna go?" Mingi whispered laying to his covered face. Yunho sighed and lifted the blanket. He looked to the rest of the group arguing.
"I have too. You don't say no to people like Mr. Moon." Yunho said shaking his head before speaking again, "And that's the problem."
THE NIGHT BEFORE; 9:30 PM; YOONCHAE & Y/N'S HOTEL SUIET
Y/n was sprawled on the living room floor with Yoonchae. She was trying to figure out what songs would be used for their next album. She agreed to make an appearance at the SBS Gayo Daejeon awards with Yoonchae. She wouldn't be performing like Yoonchae, but she didn't want the girl to travel alone.
"Where do you want to go tomorrow? I don't have rehearsal with Yeonjun til 5." Yoonchae asked from the couch.
"We could just do lunch? I have to run to HYBE and get their opinions on the tracks. I also need to ask if they want any collabs on this album." She replied not looking up from her computer.
"We could do that before and then head to lunch? I know a good ramen place." Yoonchae suggested. Y/n nodded seeing an email pop up on her laptop.
"Shit." She said reading the email.
"What?" Yoonchae asked sitting up on the couch.
"They're planning a collab with Ateez. It seems as though I'll be doing a duet song with Mingi and Megan will be doing one with Wooyoung. I have to go meet with them tomorrow to discuss details." Y/n groaned and rolled over.
"Perks of being leader." Yoonchae giggled. She knew it was hard for Y/n. She was leader, producer, and the main songwriter. All the girls tried to help her as best as possible, but Y/n was stubborn.
"Ugh, whatever." Y/n closed her laptop and stood from the floor. "I'm gonna take a shower and head to bed."
"Okay, do you want me to go with you tomorrow?" Yoonchae looked up at the older girl.
Y/n shook her head, "No, I'll be fine. Depending on what time you get out we can get dinner."
"Okay." Yoonchae responded before Y/n headed to her room.
THE MORNING OF; 10:15 AM; KQ ENTERTAINMENT BUILDING
Y/n fixed her bag before walking into the building. She walked up to the receptionist with a warm smile.
"Hi! I have an appointment for Y/n L/n." She said as the lady typed softly.
"Ah, yes! Mr. Kim will be down when he's ready for you!" The lady said and Y/n nodded politely before taking a seat.
"Please don't make me go!" Yunho begged following Mr. Kim. Mingi and Wooyoung walked with them as this meeting included the two. They would be meeting with the leader of trending group, Katseye, to talk about their collab.
"Yunho. Please stop begging...it's sad. After this meeting, I'll meet you in the front so we can go together." Mr. Kim said before walking out a door that led to the waiting area.
Y/n looked up from her phone seeing the older man walk out with the other two behind him. She didn't miss the boy behind the door who looked like a kicked puppy.
She quickly rose to her feet and bowed to the three, "Hello."
"Hello." The three greeted her back before Mr. Kim spoke, "This way."
Y/n followed without hesitation and smile. The three seemed nice and she felt comfortable. She knew this meeting would go good.
45 MINUTES LATER
The meeting went fantastic. Since Y/n was already in Korea, she would go ahead and record her song with Mingi in a few days. Megan would fly up over the weekend and do hers with Wooyoung when she arrived.
"Thank you, Mr. Kim." She said shaking the older man's hand.
"Of course, Ms. L/n. I have to run but feel free to speak to the boys as long as you'd like." He said glancing at the boys who smiled. He gave one more bow before leaving.
11:05 AM; LOBBY OF KQ ENTERTAINMENT BUILDING
Yunho paced back and forth. He didn't want to be sold to the evil mafia CEO boss!
"Stop it." Yunho fliched hearing the voice and jumped. He saw Mr. Kim making his relax.
"Everything will be fine, Yunho. We're going to lunch next door." He said beginning to leave. Yunho followed anxiously. He picked at his sweater sleeves. He was dressed in a blue sweater with a white shirt and black jeans with a pair of white converse.
"What if they try to buy me?" Yunho whispered as they walked to the restaurant. Mr. Kim laughed and shook his head.
"Don't be ridiculous, Yunho." They arrived at the restaurant and got seats in the corner.
11:30 AM; RESTAURANT
They were ordering drinks when a car pulled up followed by a buttload of paparazzi. Yunho felt the color drain from his face as Mr. and Mrs. Moon got out of the vehicle. He felt himself almost die when Annie followed shortly after.
The two stood as the family joined them at the table. It was at that moment that Yunho realized no one else was at the restaurant. It was just them. He gulped and sent them a shaky smile before sitting.
11:34 AM; LOBBY OF KQ ENTERTAINMENT
"You're really cool!" Wooyoung said as the trio began to make their way out of the meeting room.
"Thank you." She said with a smile. The three had talked and were growing a bond. "I really should be going, but we should definitely go get dinner sometime."
"Yes!" Mingi said with a laugh.
"I'll text you guys." She said before beginning to leave.
11:36 AM; RESTAURANT
"Alright, let's get to business. 350,000,000 won." Yunho choked on his water spitting some of it out back into the cup.
"Pardon?" Mr. Kim asked politely, smacking Yunho on the back as he coughed.
"That's how much we're offering for Yunho to marry my daughter." Annie smiled in her seat like this was a normal occurrence.
"I don't think I understand, sir." Mr. Kim said as Yunho finally stopped coughing.
"My daughter wants to marry Yunho and we're offering 350,000,000 won? What's not to understand?" Mr. Moon said like the two were idiots.
"I thought we were here to discuss the two beginning a relationship not marriage." Yunho felt trapped. He didn't have any idea what was going on. Was Wooyoung really right? Was he about to be sold to a evil CEO mafia boss' daughter? Was Mingi gonna have to save him? Mingi could barely handle himself!
"Yunho?" Annie asked looking to the boy concerned. She put her hand on his, but he snatched it back. She furrowed her brows.
"Yunho? Are you okay?" Mr. Kim asked looking at Yunho. Yunho couldn't breathe. He needed to get out of there. So...he bolted.
He ran past the paparazzi and back to KQ.
11:39 AM; KQ BUILDING
Y/n waved one more time to the two boys before opening the exit door. She felt a breeze as she stepped out before she was rammed into. She stumbled and easily caught herself but one of her rings fell off. The other person fell to his knees.
Yunho panicked. He looked up at the unknown girl and did the only thing he could think of. He fixed his posture and grabbed the ring that fell of the girl's finger.
"Marry me? Now! Please!" He said looking up at the girl. The paparazzi had followed and was snapping photos of the two.
SYNOPSIS ⤏ you're trying to peacefully build your starter house on the empires server when your neighbor so rudely (accidentally) kills you, starting the biggest war on the server just one day in.
PARING ⤏ idol!jung yunho x streamer!fem reader
GENRE ⤏ smau, rom-com, fluff, "enemies" to friends to lovers, some written
FEATURING ⤏ ateez, txt, aespa, and sungchan from riize
FACECLAIM ⤏ faceclaim for y/n purely for picture purposes!! (@ sullendin on ig)
WARNINGS ⤏ swearing, a lot of dnd/bg3 references, pls ignore timestamps 💔, mentions of minecraft alliances, wars, and deaths, sexual and kms/kys jokes
PLAYLIST ⤏ over 85, hojean | youth, ateez | birds of a feather, billie eilish | die with a smile, bruno mars & lady gaga | somebody, keshi | kiss me, dpr live | die 4 you, dean | i'm gonna love you, d.o. & wonstein | peach eyes, wave to earth | best lover, bibi
STARTED ⤏ 8/21/2024
STATUS ⤏ complete ♡
NOTE ⤏ i've been so obsessed with minecraft youtubers lately 💀 so i decided to do a fun little story inspired by the empires smp that ldshadowlady and her friends did awhile back!
SYNOPSIS ⤏ there's no one you hated more than the infamous deadpool, and there's no one you loved more than the friendly spiderman; but it just so happens that the crime fighting partners were some of your closest friends.
PARING ⤏ deadpool! mingi x fem! reader x spiderman! yunho
GENRE ⤏ smau, rom-com, superhero au, enemies?? to lovers, love triangle
FEATURING ⤏ ateez, shuhua from idle, soobin from txt
FACECLAIM ⤏ faceclaim for y/n purely for picture purposes!! (@ 1_ran.thanx on ig)
PLAYLIST ⤏ it's on again, alicia keys & kendrick lamar | self love, metro boomin & coi leroy | heavenly, cigarettes after sex | back on 74, jungle | just like heaven, the cure | hurts me, wallows | bye bye bye, nsync | sos, rihanna | after the storm, kali uchis, tyler the creator & bootsy collins | the subway, chappell roan
SYNOPSIS ⤏ when wooyoung, mr. "scared of commitment," finds himself catching feelings for you, his supposed friend with benefits, he struggles between keeping things casual or possibly ruining your friendship.
PARING ⤏ nonidol! wooyoung x fem reader
GENRE ⤏ smau, a handful of written chapters, rom-com, angst, established situationship, fwb to lovers, commitment issues wooyoung falls hard for reader
FEATURING ⤏ ateez, minho & hyunjin from skz, renjun from nct, karina from aespa, and ryujin from itzy
FACECLAIM ⤏ faceclaim for y/n purely for picture purposes!! (@ ggwonnaa on ig)
WARNINGS ⤏ no smut, but heavily nsfw/suggestive (they are so horny i fear), swearing, kms/kys & nsfw jokes, pls ignore timestamps 💔
PLAYLIST ⤏ casual, chappell roan | blind eyes red, minnie | selfish waltz, ateez | one more night, maroon 5 | party monster, the weeknd | heartbeat, childish gambino | meddle about, chase atlantic | after hours, the weeknd | les, childish gambino | commitment issues, tiffany day
STARTED ⤏ 4/24/2025
STATUS ⤏ complete ♡
NOTE ⤏ just thought i'd tease it before i disappear again 😭😭 this one is gonna take awhile to come out as i'm gonna be busy with school work for the next few weeks, but i will set aside time to work on it in my free time!!
fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.
“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”
if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.
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