i'll have you for breakfast

bai | usa | she/her | 25 | bi thewayaround on ao3 :) | multifandom

[sncrlynwtms]

Why are you bisexual!!??

because girls and andrew garfield

[fancysmudges]

It was one kingdom, once.

[caprifiles]

laurent halfway throught "prince's gambit":

[cuppydogshane]

can i say something. Shane in his nighttime tampa hotel room outfit was kinda giving Pleakley

[lesbianlandry]

pleaked up on a thursday...

[foenixed]

"Why would this character be jealous of their friend's romantic relationships? Clearly they're in love with them" I don't know if you guys have ever Had Friends but it's actually pretty common for people to feel jealous if their best friend suddenly has less time for them and is prioritising someone they just met over them. That's not inherently romantic, that's the general human desire to be valued by the people you value.

[garlic-sauc3]

@frogmerthur i needed to make it a reality

[p234age]

[jordiipordii]

Jean, watching some idiot call Riko out on national television: what a fucking idiot

Jean, finding out from the DNA results that it’s Nathaniel: oh my god he’s MY fucking idiot

[muta-draws]

How someone so warm had survived such a cold place, Jean didn’t know.

[mopeyopie]

jean <3

[teatimeisat4]

Neil successfully using contacts, hair dye, and an alias that’s literally just a nickname for Nathaniel to hide from Kevin:

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[z0mbiemind]

I made my first fan dust jacket!! It’s definitely not perfect but l love it anyway!!😭💕

[link-links]

when aaron called the armbands andrew gave neil a promise ring i was like damn. didn’t realize i bought a one way ticket to gag city

[minyard-05]

genuinely if i was into neil josten i would be humiliated by it too. the man wears jorts. he's never picked up a social cue in his life and the only thing he thinks about is stick ball. he smokes but he actually doesn't and he's ginger and he's got mommy issues and the most punchable face a man has ever worn. he doesn't even pick up on any of your cool smooth lines nor does he care how sexy your car is. he's british. when you're talking he says things like 'i could draw on you with a marker' and when you're gone he says you're all that matters. andrew was right to hate him this would be a fucking devastating thing to discover about yourself.

[girlovid]

kevin day should’ve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller… and he didn’t even get put on the woke team so he doesn’t know about estrogen or bisexuality

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post