My apologies to the vast majority of cocksuckers out there that donât need to be told these things, but clearly there are some of you out there who need to be told.
1. Be available. You know you have competition. Even if the number of men and cocksuckers were equal, you would be at a disadvantage. You can probably suck 5+ cocks a day, he probably canât provide 5+ loads a day. If you are not available when he wants, you will lose more than he does. When he calls, stay at your sisterâs wedding, but leave the gym even if you just got there.
2. Be on time. This is especially true of youâre meeting at your place. A text message five minutes after you were supposed to meet is not acceptable.
3. Be prepared. In most cases, you have more than five minutes to get ready. Use this time to make sure your mouth doesnât smell like a place he will be afraid to put his cock. Make sure your place isnât so messy he feels heâs taking his life in his hands just by walking in. Go to the bathroom. Put a pillow or cushion on the floor to pad your knees.
4. Donât do things that will detract from his experience. Donât use throat spray to numb your throat. It will get on his cock, and neither of you want him to have a numb cock. (Wear a sore throat as a badge of pride. It means you got his cock deep enough to reach your throat.) Donât get drunk, stoned, or high. You will not be able to provide the level of service he deserves (even if you think you are).
5. Pay attention. If he gives you instructions (before, during, or after), make sure you follow them. Listen and watch how he reacts to what is happening, and do whatever you can to enhance his enjoyment.
6. Donât get distracted. Turn your phone OFF (not just set to vibrate). Turn the TV off (if it is your place). Donât play with yourself.
7. Think ahead. If youâre meeting at his place, it wouldnât be a bad idea bring an extra shirt, and if you are likely to cum while sucking him, a pair of pants. Donât embarrass him by letting his neighbors see you leaving with cum all over you. If you meet at your place, the time to look for a clean wash cloth to wipe him up is not when heâs ready to leave.
8. Swallow. Any cocksucker deserving the name should swallow. If you wonât, it should be very clear very early in your discussion. Donât spring this on him at the last minute. You will need to find out what he considers acceptable if you wonât swallow; never spit it on him unless he has agreed in advance. (This applies only to cum. If you are expected to swallow piss/spit/snot/other things, that should be arranged in advance.)
9. Be pleasant, accommodating and respectful. Your competition is as much a cum rag as another cocksucker. Cum rags are convenient, do what is expected, donât spit, and donât create drama. That is the minimum you need to do. To get the cock you want, though. you need to exceed that level of service. If you have a chance before his cock is in you, thank him for choosing you. When he is done, thank him again. Let him know he has done you a favor, not the other way around. As you know all too well, a cum rag is not a substitute for a manâs cock. Make sure when he leaves, he feels you were worth the effort, wait, and inconvenience.
10. Donât ask. For anything. Ever. Unless he allows it, donât initiate contact. Donât ask him to go easier on you, or to be harder. Donât ask to use the bathroom. Donât ask for a towel to clean up (thatâs why you have an extra shirt). If you are at his place, leave quickly and quietly when he is done with you. if he is at your place, your duty to devote 100% of your attention to him ends when he leaves, not when he cums. Wait to wipe your face, send a text, or masturbate until he is gone.
