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this hits too hard and I can only answer with QLD, Australia in the 90s

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

64mpg

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

narutwitter

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

curious as to whether ao3 had an uptick in traffic yesterday...

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

delighted to learn there is an increase in ao3 traffic corresponding annually to christmas, thanksgiving etc. truly the "meaning of the holidays" is about reading porn to cope with being stuck indoors with relatives

ourravenboys

during these exciting times (heated rivalry) i am once again encouraging you guys to watch women’s hockey, where this ACTUALLY publicly happens

vamppvictoria

is this that yuri on ice people talk about

higharollakockamamie

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters

Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

animentality

fairycosmos

it’s soo funny how mainstream horror villains used to be guy with a weapon and now it’s like. grief and motherhood and depression

lustcannibalism

ALL the residents are evil? what are the landlords doing to them

patientsphillips

painting over the fucking light switches

animentality

turnways

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

20thcenturywomen2016

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

birdship

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

sunlightbuck

i love when something huge happens in a fandom you aren’t a part of it’s like hearing a loud eruptive cheer from the apartment next to you and you can hear the music and the sounds of the party muffled through the wall and you aren’t sure what they’re celebrating but you’re happy for them.

maxknightley

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

patientsphillips

once when I was working in a supermarket deli, I was taking the rotisserie chickens down to bag them up and you use this long metal bar with a fork at the end to fish out those bad bois.

anyway, I missed the part I was trying to spear and as I pulled out this steaming chicken, it slid down the fork, over my gloved hand, until I was fisting the whole thing. it burned my whole fucking arm. I think about it a lot.