Silly Puppy!

https://pleasepraise.me/Pato I'm a puppy who loves being told what to do! Asks/Dms/Anons appreciated ^.^

[pato-o]

Hi!

I'm Pato, I go by pretty much anything as long as it's nice.

I am not a minor. If you are one, I will block you :3

I'm still figuring all this out, but as far as I know, I'm a genderfluid aceflux pansexual.

There's kinky stuff below the cut, so minors, shoo, leave.

I'm open minded, but I have yucks and yums.

I'm good with-

Pet play

Age play

Praise

Objectification

Dumbification

Holding

Exhibitionism

I'm unsure about

Gifting money

Meet ups

Intox

I'm yuck about

Blood/knife play (mental health reasons)

Breath play

Vomit

Misgenderplay

Any actual pedophiles

Rape

Sexualization of my disability or mental health problems

On a good note, my owner/mama is @theopaw

I am completely open to dms, asks, anons and all the sort.

I am a busy pup, but Ill get back as soon as possible!

I also have a bone.

Please please please tell me what to do, and tell me if Im making you uncomfortable

Have fun!!

[pato-o]

It's mother's day? Was that not March? I remember the obligatory flowers? I even remember the awkward going to the show to get my little brother a card and chocolates to give her because he's the only one who didn't have time to go around and get stuff cuz he's still young and shit???? What is time? Is mother's day multiple times a year? What?

[pato-o]

It's 15/03???? Thats mother's day in Ireland. Is the whole world not agreed on this? I'm too old to be realizing this. I'm in shock

[pato-o]

It's mother's day? Was that not March? I remember the obligatory flowers? I even remember the awkward going to the show to get my little brother a card and chocolates to give her because he's the only one who didn't have time to go around and get stuff cuz he's still young and shit???? What is time? Is mother's day multiple times a year? What?

[pato-o]

Hey guys, just a reminder, if you actively are into criminal activity, block me. Fucking block me. Ive blocked you if you've interacted, but block me if you haven't

My reason for this post? An account that in the bio states "I send wild zoo and child porn content" hey actually I'm into play pretend ok? I don't fuck kids, thats BAD and ILLEGAL, get that into your head.

Roleplay is not reality, age play is cool with me, I engage in it. Not child porn. Not sexual abuse. Not real beastiality, not animal abuse.

Thank you. Stay safe.

[starryeye-lullaby]

wishing i could do an easter egg hunt w all my little friends and we’d all wear cute bunny outfits and diapers

[pato-o]

I would like to congratulate my elderly dog who is just recovering from two broken knees, he can get up on the sofa all on his own and we're very proud of him.

[pato-o]

My teddies say hi to y'all btw

[hysteric-boy]

Oh to be in a cage right now. Makeshift nest full off plush and blankets, one draped over top to keep out the light. To be non verbal for the day, just laying in my cage nice and safe. An occasional head pat and a “you good, boy? Okay good boy.” No expectations or stress or cares in the world just puppy.

[nerdyagere]

Fun activities for age regressors:

- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

- na-

[anomymous2]

Mecore

[pato-o]

I'm having another gender thingy but like in a 14 year old who grew up with transphobic parents who never taught him about anything other then guy and gal and just found tumblr and realizes he isn't a he, not in a young adult rethinking it's 14 year old self's choice (I might be agender maybe?) (( of course I'm a gender! Aren't we all? No actually the point is that I'm not a gender)) (((badum tsss)))

Yk?

[babeandbegone]

I could be hornier (threat)

[daddys-lil-mutt]

what's wrong, puppy? you feel funny? you feel warm and achey down there? aww, come here and let daddy take a look. that's right, good job, open up your legs for me...

oh sweetheart, your puppy parts look so puffy and sensitive! my poor needy little thing. there's no need to be embarrassed. when you get all hard and sticky like this, it means it's time for daddy to touch you. i know it can be intense, but we have to make the ache go away, ok?

just relax, sweet puppy. that's right. daddy's here. daddy's got you. i'm going to start touching you now and i'm not going to stop until your puppy parts feel alllllll better.

you can cry as much as you need to, it's okay. daddy knows just how to take care of you.

[pato-o]

Guys what the fuck is mood swings and why is he making my life icky

Cuz like today was amazing but yesterday wasn't and I guarantee I'm gonna change up again at least four times tonight if I don't sleep (I slept too well last night for tonight to be good)

Anyways I'd like to congratulate all of my teddies for a tied first place in the my favorite teddy award I love all of them so much

[bby-wants-blood]

Wanna b locked into my crib, waking up slowly, realizing im handcuffed n surrounded by stuffies so that i can b forced to rest

[pato-o]

It's tomorrow over here!!!!!

It's past bedtime I'm being rebellious >:3

I wanna write more teddy stuff so there's that more teddy stuff under the thingy (it won't be good because it's late I'm tired I'm running of gum and hope)

I wanna start off as a person and just ease into being all fuzzy and docile and pliant without really noticing. We're laying in bed, maybe watching a movie, and all I hear is "youre doing so well paying attention sweetie"

Just a bit of praise to start off. Get me happy, still hearing, not listening. A few minutes later, I take a sip of my water, and then "well done hon, youre such a good boy staying hydrated!"

This goes on until "pup" is slipped into the compliments. Then I'm getting "treats" (just another trick to get me obedient.) Within no time I'm all floaty and giggly "such a good, dumb mutt for me, head full of stuffing, no brains inside that little skull"

Now I'm really excited. Not a thought in my head. "Such a cute little teddy bear, arent you?" of course I'd try to respond, but Id be cut off with "silly me, teddies don't talk, do they?"

No. So I don't talk. I sit still and get used. Humped, cuddled, kissed and what ever my mama wants. Because in a teddy, it's what I'm made for. Whatever my mama wants me to be.

[pato-o]

I seem to be an avid poster today so you're getting one more before it's tomorrow and I return to solitude

I'm a teddy bear and I've got little paws and a sewn on felt tongue and I sit on my mama's pillow and when they want me I'm picked up and snuggled and I don't have to do anything and I make my mama happy and we love each other and also I have a voice box and it's got two settings, free will and pre set, when its pressed for free will, I can say anything, and then when it's pressed again, I'm not allowed to talk, when it's pressed for pre set, I have voice lines like "arf!" or "I wuv you" and I can only say them and also I don't need sleep so I can always get super long cuddles every night

Computer hit post

[pato-o]

Nearly died in the process, but dragon slayn ig