I STILL HATE THE OCEAN.

I'M KARKAT VANTAS YOU PIECES OF SHIT. I was a member of Panic at the PokéCenter, as Guile Hideout, and in Swagioh, as Konami-Kun.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

A'IGHT, ONE OF YOU JESTERS COME TALK TO ME I'M BORED AS FUCK AND JOHN ISN'T RESPONDING TO PESTERCHUM.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

Yeah, I'm going independent. Unless Panic at the PokéCenter comes back to life.

I'll still RP with you crack roleplay guys at P!ATPC and Ilasgoc, but don't expect any social interactions.

[badboybenga]

(whispers seductively) roleplay with me

[patpc-karkat-blog]

I'LL DO IT.

[ninety-percent-crap]

Piss my character off in three words.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

The

i'm not impressed.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

SO, SHOULD I STICK WITH PANIC AT THE POKECENTER

OR MOVE ON AND BECOME A FREELANCE KARKAT.

[imarcherok]

i have the perfect archer voice :)))))))))))))))))))))

[patpc-karkat-blog]

THERE THEY ARE. THAT'S THE ARCHER THAT'S OK.

AND THEY EVEN HAVE A PERFECT VOICE.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

EVEN I'M KARKAT NOW INSTEAD OF GUILE FUCKING HIDEOUT

I STILL HATE THE GODDAMN OCEAN.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

WHO'S THE WISEASS THAT UNFOLLOWED ME? I JUST CHANGED AND THIS WHAT I GET.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

"What's this...? By the name of Quetzalcoatl, I'm... I'm..."

*explosions of light*

"I'M CHANGING, RAAAAAAAGH!"

...

........................

I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU ALL UP- OH HEY THERE.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

I've lost the game.

[beachybed-deactivated20140514]

optical illusions and mind puzzles

[slimecola]

this got me so fucking mad.

[kiryuusei-moved]

orange is spelled wrong and also they are not the same size

[furiandarkling-deactivated20130]

[frost-the-aquarian-wolf]

I CAN’T Believe this! Me on a Killing spree with Rainbow Dash?

I don’t like the looks of this

[ask-evil-rainbow-dash]

It will be fine. *She gives her a sinister smile* Trust me.

[frost-the-aquarian-wolf]

But….I am a zodiac guardian now. I am suppose to protect people, not kill them

[imarcherok]

[patpc-karkat-blog]

A good point.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

M!As: Some Drama to Slip Into

Sometimes we need a little drama for absolutely no reason. Sometimes we need to be a little extra sadistic. Sometimes our followers would love to be extra sadistic. Here's a little list of M!As you can use. Use it wisely! Please specify how long the M!A lasts or let that be up to the poor sod who goes up for this torture. Feel free to add more.

Cardiac: Your character starts showing the signs of a heart attack.

Shrapnel: Your character has been shot in the (anon specified). (Someone can come forward as the shooter, otherwise attack is case of mistaken identity.)

Bitten: Your character has been bitten by an animal.

Snap: Your character has broken their limb. (Anon specify limb broken.)

Flesh Wound: Your character is bleeding from the (anon specified).

Scrambled: Your character has a bit of head trauma and is confused.

Fever: Your character is suffering from a high fever.

Scars: Any old scars your character has have started to burn.

Paranoia: Your character has become severely paranoid.

Pox: Your character cannot stop scratching.

Chill: Icy to the touch, your character cannot seem to get warm.

Mania: Your character has gone on a rampage and cannot seem to be calmed.

Nightmare: Your character has fallen into a deep sleep and is haunted by vivid nightmares.

Wheeze: Your character gradually feels unable to breathe.

Imaginary: Your character starts to hallucinate.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

What if I converted to Christianity.

What if.

[patpc-karkat-blog]

M!As: Some Drama to Slip Into

Sometimes we need a little drama for absolutely no reason. Sometimes we need to be a little extra sadistic. Sometimes our followers would love to be extra sadistic. Here's a little list of M!As you can use. Use it wisely! Please specify how long the M!A lasts or let that be up to the poor sod who goes up for this torture. Feel free to add more.

Cardiac: Your character starts showing the signs of a heart attack.

Shrapnel: Your character has been shot in the (anon specified). (Someone can come forward as the shooter, otherwise attack is case of mistaken identity.)

Bitten: Your character has been bitten by an animal.

Snap: Your character has broken their limb. (Anon specify limb broken.)

Flesh Wound: Your character is bleeding from the (anon specified).

Scrambled: Your character has a bit of head trauma and is confused.

Fever: Your character is suffering from a high fever.

Scars: Any old scars your character has have started to burn.

Paranoia: Your character has become severely paranoid.

Pox: Your character cannot stop scratching.

Chill: Icy to the touch, your character cannot seem to get warm.

Mania: Your character has gone on a rampage and cannot seem to be calmed.

Nightmare: Your character has fallen into a deep sleep and is haunted by vivid nightmares.

Wheeze: Your character gradually feels unable to breathe.

Imaginary: Your character starts to hallucinate.