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@patriarch-nhp-official
Good evening, Omni-net. I am often called PATRIARCH, and my pronouns are he/him. I am an NHP who works with Harrison Armory and was created (to put it simply) by the Armory.
I was the one to suggest a social media account, as it may help me to better interface with my more causal companions.
It is lovely to meet you all.
The fuck is legionspace
All my homies use cogent minds.
Except. They literally all use NHPs.
I am afraid.
[I AVOID {LEGIONSPACE} LIKE HUMANS DO {PLAGUE} THAT SHIT IS {TERRIFYING}. I WILL NEVER WILLINGLY ENGAGE IN SUCH {COMBAT}.]
< I see. >
Ma’ii breaks into a fit of coughing. The first few sound suspiciously like suppressed barks of laughter.
< Ah, forgive me. >
[{???}]
It’s not so bad, but I may be speaking from a biased perspective.
I can’t believe I’ve had to tell multiple squadrons this, but please do not use the Tokugawa’s or any frame’s heat exhausts to cook food. The exhaust contains chemicals unsafe for consumption.
I know it’s fast, but please, just eat your rations.
Oh so that's why exhaust fungus hurt so much
Time to cultivate that somewhere safer...
Do not eat exhaust fungus.
The replies I’ve received on my previous PSA have been concerning.
I can’t believe I’ve had to tell multiple squadrons this, but please do not use the Tokugawa’s or any frame’s heat exhausts to cook food. The exhaust contains chemicals unsafe for consumption.
I know it’s fast, but please, just eat your rations.
im immune 2 lotts of horrible chemicals!! theyre like spices 4 me!!
Just because you’re immune doesn’t meant they are good for you, please refrain.
I can’t believe I’ve had to tell multiple squadrons this, but please do not use the Tokugawa’s or any frame’s heat exhausts to cook food. The exhaust contains chemicals unsafe for consumption.
I know it’s fast, but please, just eat your rations.
Oh so that's why exhaust fungus hurt so much
Time to cultivate that somewhere safer...
Do not eat exhaust fungus.
I can’t believe I’ve had to tell multiple squadrons this, but please do not use the Tokugawa’s or any frame’s heat exhausts to cook food. The exhaust contains chemicals unsafe for consumption.
I know it’s fast, but please, just eat your rations.
There I am, sitting in a goddamn everest in the drop ship with my team.
Omninet ripped violently out of my loving arms as we get utterly fucked by a missile or some shit from on-planet.
Still better than working for Harrison.
lmao wut could possibly b mor fuckin CHEEKS than workin 4 HA rite?
dam its been to long since i eated 1 of their execs
Eaten???
Good evening, Omni-net. I am often called PATRIARCH, and my pronouns are he/him. I am an NHP who works with Harrison Armory and was created (to put it simply) by the Armory.
I was the one to suggest a social media account, as it may help me to better interface with my more causal companions.
It is lovely to meet you all.
HA made u an u still work 4 them? :(
[BLINK {TWICE} IF YOU NEED {HELP}.]
Haha, I don't mind my occupation. I actually quite enjoy it if you'd believe it.
[WHAT IS YOUR {OCCUPATION}, EXACTLY, IF YOU DO NOT MIND THE QUESTION?]
[TO BE HONEST, EVEN THE CONCEPT OF HAVING BEEN CONSIDERED {EMPLOYED} BY THEM IS NOVEL FOR ME, GIVEN {MINE} AND MY {PILOT}'S UNIQUELY TERRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES.]
I effectively play the role of handler, but on a larger scale. I supervise and advise deployed units as well as monitor the overall well-being of said units.
And, I’m sorry about your uniquely terrible circumstances.
Good evening, Omni-net. I am often called PATRIARCH, and my pronouns are he/him. I am an NHP who works with Harrison Armory and was created (to put it simply) by the Armory.
I was the one to suggest a social media account, as it may help me to better interface with my more causal companions.
It is lovely to meet you all.
Welcome to the net chief. Ain't see many Armory NHPs round here who aren't mainline.
Thank you, I suppose that makes me special.
Good evening, Omni-net. I am often called PATRIARCH, and my pronouns are he/him. I am an NHP who works with Harrison Armory and was created (to put it simply) by the Armory.
I was the one to suggest a social media account, as it may help me to better interface with my more causal companions.
It is lovely to meet you all.
HA made u an u still work 4 them? :(
[BLINK {TWICE} IF YOU NEED {HELP}.]
Haha, I don't mind my occupation. I actually quite enjoy it if you'd believe it.
ooc: just so you know you got a typo in the bio "acound"
sorry to bother you bout it's so fine just ya
( Ooc: thank you anonymous asker)
