Surprisingly not a porn blog.

Things have changed for me, and that's okay. thank u, next.

[hardoncaulfield]

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[circusheart]

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

[circusheart]

They broke up

[the-big-mood]

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[funny-tik-toks]

[cilantrhoes]

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[femmesandhoney]

this had me in hysterics in the back of my sociology class

[prototypicallesbian-deactivated]

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[everyluxoziatonce]

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing