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movie!Patrick Hockstetter RP blog incorporating certain things from the book. very NSFW. potentially triggering content. if you want to whine about this, please get out of my living room.

[patricksfridge]

agnostic monday 

[danielktovar]

Película favorita #57 Sinister.

[junipersuicide]

he’s beautiful as panetone shades muscles ache bones break heart will give and it hurts to live don’t you wish wish WISH OH GOD split your skin for him, inside out lay your head down he’s an altar sweat cum saliva lips wide gasp lick him where it’s filthy the shape of his name in your mouth two syllables your favourite sound & you cum fuck fuck fuck oh god consume him pull him open dripping like a peach so wet and you’re sick with desire, sick vomiting adoration all over yourself again just thinking about him boneyard bone shards in your throat he’s gone. he’s gone. oh.

you can’t save him. j.s. (via junipersuicide)

[patrickcockstetter]

D-U-I (I think I love you) D-U-I (I think I need you) D-U-I, I’ma drink till I die Drink till I die.

[patrickcockstetter]

I want your soul I will eat your SOUL

[bounssxazalean]

[neaarty]

[patrickcockstetter]

DON’T LOOK AT ME

[patrickcockstetter]

Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled; You will not like me now, and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Gentlemen, an announcement: I am up for it. All the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, It is bone hard medical fact. I put it round, you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don’t. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your britches. Ladies, do not despair. I am up for that as well, And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I’ve had my say, but later when you shag, and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me, And ponder; Was that shudder that same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at the shining, live long moment? That is it. That is my prologue. Nothing in rhyme, No protestations of modesty; You were not expecting that, I hope. I am Patrick Hockstetter, And I do not want you to like me.

[patrickcockstetter]

[cherloak]

🎈🎈🎈

[patrick-hockstutter]

Dating Patrick Hockstetter Would Include:

· Him stealing flowers out of people’s gardens on his way to meet you before school

· Him breaking into your locker to leave notes

· Sometimes they’d be funny, sometimes they’d be sexy, sometimes they’d be sweet

· If you had a class at the other end of the school, he’d also break into your locker to meet you there with the books you needed so you could get all the way there in time

· Him kissing your neck and whispering in your ear when you were trying to study or do homework

· His disgustingly sexy smirks when you wore shorts or a dress

· Him glaring at anyone who looked at you in a way he didn’t like

· Him always having his hand on you somewhere to let others know you were his and only his

· Him getting a bit handsy in public when other guys stared at you

· Making him look you in the eyes when he was about to go into a rage or a panic

· Him not knowing how to comfort you when you’re upset

· He’ll either just hold you until you stop crying or lash out in anger at whatever caused you to be upset

· You keeping an alarm on your watch for when he needed to take his meds

· You walking to and from therapy with him for support

· Teaching him how to play with cats tHE RIGHT WAY

· Getting him books about bugs so he could look and learn without killing them

· Him flinching every time you touched him at first, then slowly melts into your touch as he gets more comfortable with you

· Him stealing snacks and little knickknacks from corner markets for your dates

· You being sarcastic and him being a jackass

· You and him going to punch Henry at the same time the first time you meet the gang and Henry said something sexist

· Henry and the gang also becoming protective over you over time, seeing you as the ‘princess’ of the gang

· You and Belch talking about Slayer, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica, and other metal bands while the rest of the gang did dumb guy shit

· The gang teaching you to defend yourself if you ever got into trouble without Patrick around

· Whenever he goes to hang out with the gang, you send him with lil lunches you packed for them all

· Wearing his flannels and button ups in the fall

· Watching a slasher movie every day of October

· Him lending you some of his shirts to sleep in during the hot summer months

· Him breaking into your room window at night cause he has trouble sleeping when he’s alone with his thoughts

· You reading a novel out loud so he could be distracted from his thoughts and finally sleep

· Him refusing to move if you fell asleep on him

· He’d just watch you curiously or observe your breathing patterns

· Him being a rough and dominant kisser

· Him pinning you against walls, beds, anything really to kiss you

· Him smirking in amusement every time you tried to match his height and kiss him

· Although he’d give in and lean down after a few seconds

· Him a l w a y s being the big spoon

· Him watching curiously when you did things like paint or move along to music

· You playing with his long skinny fingers

· Playing with each other’s hair

[dickxtozier-deactivated20180205]

love this too patrick cred : @ owenteaguefans on insta

[queen-caittt-blog]

If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love.

(via queen-caittt)

[velvett-bunnies]

all we do is drive all we do is think about the feelings that we hide

[velvett-bunnies]

[denbroughbill]

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