Asides and Exclamations

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[theemphemera]

Lo, the Lord will visit thy face with oily pox, and hair shall he maketh to grow in strange places, and thy body shall be wracked with change.

Adolescents 2:1-3 (via theemphemera)

[theemphemera]

And then a pestilence did descend upon the land. The rivers ran yellow and the beasts of the field choked and wheezed and cried out Allegra, Allegra! Hallelujah, Allegra!

Allergies 21:5 (via theemphemera)

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[theemphemera]

Seek not to knoweth whose fault it was. The fault is thine.

Blames 7:7 (via theemphemera)

[theemphemera]

I am that I was but not what I will be hence that I was once before being.

Confusions 2:15 (via theemphemera)

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In the latter days, beasts of no talent and large humps shall be born unto your family. And, for this reason, talents of gold, and rare gifts from unwise men will be showered upon your house.

2nd Kardashians 8:23 (via theemphemera)

[theemphemera]

It is I who sayeth the word for the word that is said be from I who who sayeth the word for the word that is said … Be from I …

repetitions 3:3:3:3:3 (via theemphemera)

[patrickemclean]

And her wailings shall pour forth like the ocean, even though all is right in heaven and upon the earth

Perturbations 1:5

[theemphemera]

know thyself through the likes of many

Selfies 10:1 (via theemphemera)

[theemphemera]

If it is too loud, behold, thou are ancient among men.

Reverbs 5:17 (via theemphemera)

[patrickemclean]

In defense of good food, made by you.

[patrickemclean]

It's okay if he takes Cat to Teddy Bear day, just so long as he doesn't wear eyeliner in High School.

Me (things I never thought I'd say as a father)

[patrickemclean]

A black-hearted excerpt from what I'm working on.

Doing a little editing today. What do you make of this:

There was what you could do and what you did. Everything else was invented by con men to get one up on the marks of the world. You name it -- Loyalty, Patriotism, Fair Play -- When push came to shove, it all went out the window. He'd seen it time and again. To believe anything else was like believing in Santa Claus. Sorry kiddies, the only kind of person who comes into your house late at night is there to rob you. And he'll wear any costume he thinks will help him get away with it.

[patrickemclean]

It's not every day you complete a draft. But this is one of those days.

[patrickemclean]

A dollar saved is a quarter earned

John Ciardi

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He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others

Samuel Johnson