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commissions always open ; check out #bbart for examples

hey also don’t follow me for a single fandom. you will be greatly disappointed

userchanges :

underlandno1 -> patsycest

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do you guys like baird as a human? or as a chinchilla? you can be honest and not say anything

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@maudestmause

I WILL KILL ALL PROSHIPPERS

[starsinboots]

concepts for deltarune x holy grail

[crizick]

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oomf drew patsycest 👍 go c0mm her please and thanks

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MONT PYTH

[bowernlick]

"and now for something completely different"

2024

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i wanna rub terrys belly

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happy birthday oomf @starsinboots first time drawing herbalot sorry #okay also sorry if this is late

[baranthedude]

Ranking every Monty Python and the Holy Grail character

27. Robin's minstrels: They are hypocritical pieces of shit, they made fun of Robin for fleeing, when they did the exact same thing, im glad they got eaten.

26. Dennis the Peasant: When someone has the exact same opinion as you but they express it in such an annoying and obnoxious way that you lowkey don't want to agree.

25. Sir Galahad: This guy is a fucking useless piece of shit, he doesn't even know his own favorite colour.

24. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog: Overrated as shit, almost every Monty Python and the Holy Grail Rule 34 was about the Rabbit and it pissed me off.

23. The Corpses Collector: What does he even do?.

22. Roger the Shrubber: His hairline is the most interesting about him.

21. Brother Maynard: He's ok, he got died.

20. Castle Anthrax: The version of the movie i watched didin't include the "Get on with it!" Scene, so that's why they're lower.

19. The Historian: He's alright, alright? Alright.

18. Patsy: Patsy is a pretty awesome horse, even if he doesn't know when to shut up about models.

17. King Arthur: Pretty good main character, doesn't really have any major characteristics other than being the only normal person.

16. The Black Knight: One of the most famous parts of the movie, his scene was pretty good.

15. The Police: They really went and cop-outed the movie.

14. Guards of Swallow Castle: They argrue about swallows for 10 trillion decades.

13. Sir Bedevere: This guy and his plans are genius, his fuckass mustache and always lifting his viser is epic.

12. Prince Herbert: Honestly, i would hit, i would crack his ass.

11. The Three-Headed Knight: What in the King Ghidorah, who doesn't like crumpets????????????????????????????.

10. Sir Robin: Honestly, i get him, if i saw a three-headed man who wants to kill me, i would run away too.

9. Sir Lancelot: I liked it when he killed all those people, and i ship Herbalot, but i refuse to watch Spamalot.

8. The Bridgekeeper: I didin't listen to his first scene in Scene 24, but his second was funny.

7. The Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!: His scene was one of the ones i've seen before watching the movie.

6. God: I mean he is litterally The Lord Almighty, and he's not even in the top 5.

5. The Knights Who Say "Ni!": It (AH) should be pretty clear why these knights are here, they have good shubbery taste.

4. Tim the Enchanter: 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥.

3. The King of Swamp Castle: I like him alot, he's fucking evil, he looks like Ivan the Terrible, i headcanoned him as trans at some point.

2. The French: The greatest villains in cinema history, they found the Holy Grail before Arthur could even gaze at it, not to mention speaking facts about his parents.

1. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film: Hell yeah.

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quick question, what do you call these guys?

ive seen them be refered as horses, squires, servents whatever

name??

horses

squires

servents

Voting ended onMay 12

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I’m sorry, I need the three “good” photos of Terry G

in no order of course

[starsinboots]

almost cried today over the animated spamalot pitch where herbert and lance are just stood next to eachother in the finale. they dont even get married they just stand next to eachother and it made me really emotional im so cooked bro

[starsinboots]

almost cried today over the animated spamalot pitch where herbert and lance are just stood next to eachother in the finale. they dont even get married they just stand next to eachother and it made me really emotional im so cooked bro

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…Do u like Terry G

its a love hate thing

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knights of the round table (+ friends) body headcanons

BARE TORSOS UNDER THE CUT

i’m so sorry bedivere fans i really don’t care about him i’m so sorry

anyway

1. patsy

GIVE ME THAT FAT BOY dont say he’s skinny because he walks all the damn time i don’t careeeeeee. he’s also pale because of all those layers he wears, the only parts of him that are sorta tan are his hands and face.

5’9 230 lbs

2. arthur

he eats like a king thats all im saying. also if that beard tells me anything that boy does not shave 6'0 206 lb

3. galahad

normal guy build. feel like hes the guy to only grow peach fuzz #pure

5'10 165 lb

4. robin

(oh i had a great time drawing this one) but i think him and galahad have similar builds, with robin being paler & skinner. the happy trail is self indulgent. 6'0 158 lb

5. lance

yeah he’s a hulking mass of muscle in my eyes. you can blame the spamalot animated film concept art. a bunch of scars n stuff causes hes rlly reckless. some might be from herbert anyways. 6'2 193 lb 6 & 7. zoot and patshe hope you guys like the poorly drawn bras! anyway not much to say about these two. patshes got a similar build to patsy but skinner. same paleness problem. zoots got a regular pretty girl body. patsy ; 5'3 197 lb

zoot ; 5'7 149 lb