and other things unseen

[awwww-cute]

[dedp0p]

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

[monsterlets]

I looked at a bottle of beard oil that said “do not vape” on it and I lost a year of my life

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[great-tweets]

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

[ottorail]

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[marklovejoydotcom]

#5217

[apocalypsedreams-deact]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[crimewave420]

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[ruinedchildhood]

[brolokhov]

what is art? is it something gay people do to get back at their fathers? maybe