Crystal Voller-Bevan

26, Sagittarius. A mess of a blog consisting of Mike Patton. Instagram: @crystal.voller_bevan

[pattons-stripper-euro]

May I proudly present to you, the best thing I will ever own on my phone. My own video of Mike 'digging for gold' in front of us at the concert 😂🫠

[exsqueezememacaroni]

Mike skips a haircut part 2

Fantômas at "The Nightmare Before Xmas" ATP Festival, Minehead, England 12/6/2008

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[polyjealous]

one of my favorite bits of this revolver interview with eric andre is when mike says: "let me tell you something: put the phone down. put it down! it's easy!" like the fucking BOOMER he is and eric just goes

HE DOESN'T KNOW

[guerrilla-operator]

MR. BUNGLE AT THE HOLLYWOOD PALLADIUM. LOS ANGELES, 5/11/23.

[afterschoolspeciai]

somewhere ..Paris 2001... 🤔

[yuritestikov]

✨️Jello Biafra, Max Cavalera, Mike Patton and Iggor Cavalera, 2025✨️

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Tomahawk 🇺🇸 God Hates a Coward

From: Tomahawk (2001)

[xg0ldil0xx]

mm, we see you baby

[xg0ldil0xx]

a way late birthday post, unfff. enjoy ~~~

[pattons-stripper-euro]

😍😍😍😍😍

[pattons-stripper-euro]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE HUMAN.

TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, HANDSOME, SEXY MOTHERFUCKER ❤️

[afterschoolspeciai]

[pattons-stripper-euro]

Bro someone on twitter said that no man could ever wear something better than a woman and I replied with these because??? Um youre wrong??? Plus I just thought it was funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

[exsqueezememacaroni]

First off, not Mike post ahead.

I just need to say this into the void - now I remember what it is like to struggle in the 'art world' and feeling of being belittled and 'critiqued' for expressing my worldview in a way that tends towards 'craft' over 'art'. For fucks sake I've never felt more fake and put into a box as when I've dared to be who I am in an art space - even one where I have been expressly sought out and invited into.

At least I am old enough now to still be proud of what I do and I won't let this stop me from pursuing my own way of creating.

If you're young and you're reading this - make - make things that you like - present them the way you like them. Some people will get it. Some people won't. Probably people who call themselves experts and curators will want to change it to suit their own vision. But don't let that keep you from making things you want to make. Don't let those assholes stifle you.

[pattons-stripper-euro]

DEAD CROSS - Mike Patton jump in the Crowd and dancing

STOP he's such a goofball I love him so much 😭

[pattons-stripper-euro]

DEAD CROSS | GRASPOP (2018) [Full Set]

Bro trying to watch this with a raging fucking headache is a CHALLENGE who the FUCK was in charge of the lighting

[pattons-stripper-euro]

Absolutely feral for Dead Cross era Mike rn

[dead-goon]

i think he is a eff ay gee gee oh tee.....