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presidentmonroeisdead:

Leo reached out and softly pat the dog’s head with a smile, trying not to make dumb noises. “You’re a good dog.”

patxthexdog:

Pat revelled in being doted on in such a praising manner. He adored to feel loved and appreciated, even if it wasn’t by his owner, Lola - although, her approval and affection would always reign #1 in Pat’s eyes, over anybody’s. The patchy dog contently rumbled as he leaped up in to Leo’s lap. He nuzzled in to his chest before reeling back with a spring in his step, and challenging the young man with a run around the garden, hoping to invoke a good, old fashioned game of chase!

#presidentmonroeisdead

Random Actions-Edition {Action Starters}

*punches you in the face*

*dips and kisses you*

*hands you an ice cream cone*

*pokes your cheek*

*turns off the lights*

*spills coffee on your lap*

*throws ball at you*

*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

*drops a sandwich in your lap*

*boops your nose*

*hands you a kitten*

*hits you over the head with a book*

*pats your head*

*runs right into you*

*hands you a puppy*

*pours a bucket of water on the floor*

*slams door in your face*

*hands you a gun*

*tosses video game controller at you*

*puts tiara on your head*

*splashes water on your face*

*throws glitter on you*

*hands you a hamster*

*pushes you into a lake*

*ties a bowtie in your hair*

*pushes you against the wall*

*offers you a doughnut*

*puts hand over your mouth*

*smacks you with a shoe*

*slaps you across the face*

leomcnroe

@patxthexdog

Holy shit, is that a dog? Leo hasn’t seen a dog in ages!!! He walks over to it before crouching down and holding out his hand for it to smell, asking it permission to pet it. Fuck, he loves dogs.

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patxthexdog:

Pat tentatively snuffled around the male’s outstretched hand with his oversized snout before deeming him to hold a lack of threat, and barking twice in cordial approval. He then proceeded to lick Leo’s hand, and pant contentedly in to the cool Summer air.

#i know nothing but that sounds amazing!!#presidentmonroeisdead

continued // x // @sunnyfloridas

sunnyfloridas:

“Are you the cute dog I spotted at the park yesterday?” She cleared her throat, “I’ve got some doggy treats for you! And uhm…dog toys, too! Like this squeaky hamburger.” Jaclynne knelt down to squeak it near the spotty dog. She squeezed it softly, not too loud as to startle him.

patxthexdog:

Pat bowed down in anticipation, his large, cartoonish eyes lighting up with excitement as he eagerly raised his flank, and obediently waved his short tail in the air. Pat was responsive to the squeaky toy as you might expect of any dog, grasping the toy between his teeth, and biting down to sound the squeaker. Playfully tossing it up in to the air, Pat bounced up and down on pink padded paws in readiness to successfully catch it - but was distracted by the all too familiar ‘CAW’ of the Guano brothers, three pesky pigeons who rivalled him, even at the best of times. The hamburger toy came down with a squeak atop Pat’s head, but he seemed far more interested in the intentions of the fowl who were leering down from the branch of a tree.

#sunnyfloridas

Pupppy!!!! *Kneels down to scratch behind his ears*

Although, technically speaking, Pat was no longer a puppy, he was receptive to the ecstasy of the scratch behind his ears, compulsively rolling over on to his back with a comfortable smile.

#two-black-leviathans #twoblackleviathans

moved // x // @sam-samaskandrps

sam-samaskandrps:

The baffled outlaw stared at the blog like a vulture, and it was ran by none other than a dog, itself.

“Who the hell let a dog run a blog?“ Wrongo questioned himself.

patxthexdog:

Pat could very well have wondered the same about the cloaked villain, but being of an intrinsically friendly predisposition, simply greeted the strange looking fella with a bark of acknowledgement.

The canine did, however, have to quirk a brow upon the question - namely the third word of said question, to be exact. Pat could only hope that such language wouldn’t be used around his owner, Lola - or things could get hairy!

#sam-samaskandrps #samsamaskandrps

Gently pats ❤ Good dog!

Pat, being a lover of affection in all variations, virtually melted beneath the woman’s gentle pats. Eyes half-lidded in pure bliss, the canine companion emitted two friendly barks of appreciation.

#sunnyfloridas

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{CLOSED} - @valieente

Perhaps, fighting a bipedal cat with a makeshift sword handily fashioned from a metal gardening hoe && a discarded shaving razor tied together with a piece of twine wasn’t the most conventional occurrence for the average household pet, but Pat was ever the saviour of his owner’s day, and this ginger puss had Lola’s mother’s prized jewellery! If it were to go missing by the hands of the cat, Lola would undoubtedly take the blame; after all, she’d been playing dress-up with it in the garden when it went missing. Pat just simply couldn’t allow his Lola to be punished for a crime that wasn’t hers, and was fighting tooth && nail to win back the gold! His expedient weapon was proving to be an adequate substitute, but would Pat’s skills match the cat’s? With a determined growl of an indefatigable will, Pat fenced the puss with his owner in mind. Anything for her. Anything for Lola.