Paul The Delivery Guy

First and foremost a follower of Jesus Christ.

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PHINEAS AND FERB GOT THEIR TURN PLS LET US SMALL BUT FERAL FANDOM HAVE OUR TIME

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

I would like to know more about your Hamster & Gretel OCs Mason and Maya (mentioned in this post). What are some of their interests/hobbies? What are their relationships with their mother and Uncle Kevin like? What sort of clothes do they wear? What are their attitudes toward superhero-ing?

Y’know, it's been a while since I've thought about those two. I came up with the twins because I'm such a sucker for a “Next Generation” story. I actually really do want to start writing AO3 stuff on them, but I just haven't yet had any time. I may as well use this ask to write about the characters.

Let's see, Mason and Maya: The aliens once told Gretel that the odds of any of her offspring inheriting her superpowers were astronomical. Nope. Next to no chance. Miniscule probability of Gretel's powers being passed down to either of them. So, naturally, both of her children inherited powers. Meet Mason and Maya, Twin Superheroes, the offspring of Superhero Gretel, and… despite using their real first names as their superhero monikers, ordinary high schoolers whom nobody suspects.

Personality-wize, Mason is a loud, flamboyant (Flame-boyant as he calls it), charismatic goofball. He's the class clown of East Side High School, a running-back on the school football team, and he flirts with every girl he sees. Mason often doesn't take things too seriously (unless the situation is dire). This often leads the duo into trouble, and he relies on his sister's quick thinking to get them out of a mess. He is quick to turn battles and post-battle news interviews into impromptu stand up comedy routines.

Mason's powers include flight, strength, speed, and pyrokinesis (He can generate and control heat and fire). These powers represent his outgoing personality.

Maya on the other hand, is a bit shy, quiet and reserved. She's also extremely intelligent, and most of her power comes from her mind. Unlike her twin, she takes superheroing a bit more seriously and occasionally becomes exasperated by Mason's antics. I expect that in the twins’ early superhero days, Maya may have had self-doubts about herself, given that her abilities aren't what most kids would call “cool” or “flashy,” but as Mason told her, she's the brains of the duo, and he wouldn’t last a day without her. Maya values strategy in battle. She enjoys literature and playing chess.

Maya's powers represent her introverted nature and intelligence. They include being able to hide in, move around in, and manipulate shadows (umbrakinesis), teleportation, conjuring forcefields, telepathic communication with Mason, and moving objects and people with her mind. She can fly, but it's much more of a mental thing, like telepathically moving herself, rather than Mason's, Gretel's, or Hamster's effortless flight.

Despite their polar opposite personalities, the duo are inseparable, and each other's best friend. Neither of them would be able to make it without the other.

Their Appearance: Mason looks a lot like whoever his father is, but has Gretel's blonde hair. Mason has a deep azure suit with accents of red and gold. There is a stylized flame emblem on his chest and he wears a blue domino mask over his eyes and has a red cape.

Maya is the spitting image of Gretel, but with long, dark hair. Her suit is a midnight-black with silver trimmings. She has a black cape and a black domino mask.

What are their relationships with other family like? Well Gretel, is both their mother, as well as their mentor, just like Kevin was to Gretel (except, y'know, she's got powers). I reckon the twins’ powers started showing when they were around the same age their mother was when she received powers, so the two definitely needed guidance. The two duos will fight battles as 4 on occasion, but as the twins got older, she sort of let them be their own duo.

The twins are very close with Uncle Kevin and Aunt Hiromi, as well as their cousins, Mike and Meli. I'll be honest, I haven't given adult-Kevin much thought as of yet, but Hiromi Grant-Gomez is a fiery news reporter, much like Veronica Hill, and is one of the reporters who frequently covers the twins’ heroics. She never lets on to anybody else that she knows the kids behind the mask. Mason likes to be a goofball when the cameras are on him, much to his aunt's amusement. Maya, on the other hand, is a bit camera-shy, but Hiromi has always known how to make her feel more at ease when doing this, so the nerves fade away.

Hamster, their talking uncle/pet. Not much to say about this. The twins call him their grumpy uncle, “Grunkle Ham.” He's old and doesn't see a whole lot of action anymore, but he loves the kids.

Their father is a policeman, and comes from a very long line of cops, stretching all the way back to an ancestor who was a Medjay in Ancient Egypt, and even even further back to a club-weilding cave cop in the Tri-Stone Area. His own father, the twins’ grandpa, was one of the random policemen you see in the show. Grandpa is now stuck on extremely boring desk work because he refuses to retire. I haven't really fleshed out their dad yet. Good-natured, bumbling, goofy dad vibes. I was going to wait and see if a potential 3rd season gave Gretel an interest in a boy, but I don't see a 3rd season coming.

So, this is really all I have for Mason and Maya right now. Thank you for the ask. You've sort of renewed my interest in these OCs. Maybe I'll get around to writing fanatics. I'd sure like to.

[missus-n]

Phineas and Isabella having their first wedding anniversary in Paris as a do-over from when they were kids, they take a flight out there and have a nice hotel and a tour group schedule and they stop and smell the roses and get their portrait done by a street painter, and they're at a lovely restaurant three days into it and the conversation falls to an awkward silence and Isabella sort of smiles and goes, "Phineas, this trip has been wonderful..." He frowns. "But...?" Reluctantly, Isabella admits, "But, this is all so boring." And he sags with relief and says, "Oh, thank God, it wasn't just me," and then they turn the narrow streets of Paris into the world's largest game of pinball and run around in giant balls terrorizing the locals and they're both laughing so hard that it hurts and they can't stop smiling and the trip is much better once they decide to leave early and build a submarine to go deep-diving in the Atlantic on the way home.

[mysteriesofmilo]

I had my own ideas about their honeymoon

... and their wedding

[danvillecheese]

the 2026 dwampyverse survey results!

thank you to everyone that participated - i got 238 responses in 30 days which is pretty cool :) it's always great to see everyone take a few minutes to make a submission, so thanks!

i also would like to give a massive thank you to @momphineasandferbmadeablog for analysing the pnf revival question's answers for me <3

this years responses will look a little different - not too much though, just changing it up a bit to keep it fresh. there is alt text on each image for accessibility.

as always, it's a long one - results under the cut!

phineas and ferb

how did you first hear about phineas and ferb? (235 responses)

2. when did you first see phineas and ferb? (234 responses)

3. what kept you watching phineas and ferb? (234 responses)

4. favourite phineas and ferb character? (233 responses)

milo murphy's law

5. how did you first hear about milo murphy's law? (233 responses)

6. when did you first see milo murphy's law? (224 responses)

7. what kept you watching milo murphy's law? (225 responses)

8. favourite milo murphy's law character? (212 responses)

hamster and gretel

9. how did you first hear about hamster and gretel? (214 responses)

10. when did you first see hamster and gretel? (165 responses)

11. what kept you watching hamster and gretel? (178 responses)

12. favourite hamster and gretel character? (143 responses)

general questions

13. do you interact with the dwampyverse fandom directly? (232 responses)

14. where do you mainly interact with this fandom? (232 responses)

15. what is your favourite kind of fan work? (232 responses)

16. do you make your own fan works? (231 responses)

17. what kind of fan works do you mainly make? (137 responses)

18. do you follow the cast and crew online? (231 responses)

19. where do you typically watch phineas and ferb, milo murphy's law, and hamster and gretel? (229 responses)

20. thoughts on the phineas and ferb revival? (192 responses)

the general tone is positive as shown in the graph, with some negative opinions represented (which is not a surprise in the slightest).

special mentions of:

"not as good as the OG": 18%

animation changes: 5%

storyline distribution (a plot vs b plot vs c plot): 5%

milo murphy's law mentions: 8%

21. your age group? (229 responses)

22. what country are you from? (220 responses)

these are listed by number of responses descending;

united states of america: 157 (71.4%)

united kingdom: 9 (4.1%)

canada: 6 (2.7%)

australia: 6 (2.7%)

the phillipines: 4 (1.8%)

russia: 4 (1.8%)

aotearoa new zealand: 3 (1.4%)

argentina: 3 (1.4%)

poland: 3 (1.4%)

malaysia: 2 (0.9%)

sweden: 2 (0.9%)

brazil: 1 (0.5%)

chile: 1 (0.5%)

china: 1 (0.5%)

denmark: 1 (0.5%)

dominica: 1 (0.5%)

france: 1 (0.5%)

hungary: 1 (0.5%)

ireland: 1 (0.5%)

japan: 1 (0.5%)

latvia: 1 (0.5%)

mexico: 1 (0.5%)

the netherlands: 1 (0.5%)

norway: 1 (0.5%)

peru: 1 (0.5%)

romania: 1 (0.5%)

spain: 1 (0.5%)

sri lanka: 1 (0.5%)

ukraine: 1 (0.5%)

it's so cool to me that my little survey can reach people all over the world!! this is why i love doing it. it's so lovely to see all these countries listed :)

23. are you lgbtq+? (229 responses)

24. are you neurodivergent? (228 responses)

25. and finally - your favourite show of all three? (229 responses)

thanks again to everyone that got involved! it's always great to know demographics and opinions of a fandom, especially in this format.

any questions on the data, please let me know!

[aquaticjazstar]

I’m imagining Phineas finding out that Perry’s intelligent (not necessarily about the secret agent thing, given they already did that) by catching him doing something mundane.

Like- imagine he goes downstairs for a glass of water and finds Perry making himself a grilled cheese or something. He’s not wearing the hat so his cover isn’t blown, but he’s supposed to be the dumb housepet yet here he is, making a grilled cheese.

So the next morning, Phineas and Perry are just eyeing eachother, and Perry is just internally panicking like “how much does he know??? Surely he’s figured out my identity by now… Monogram can NOT find out about this” meanwhile Phineas is just like “he could make his own food??? what else can he do???” And like there’s this tension that never gets resolved because they’re both too nervous to bring it up.

Everyone around them knows something is up, but Perry can’t talk and Phineas isn’t sure if anyone would believe him. He’s even starting to doubt that what he saw was real… but sometimes… he’ll stare at Perry, and wonder if he could have been cleaning his own litterbox this whole time.

[disneytva]

Pull up a lawn chair and crack open an alamo.. 🍺 "King of the Hill" Season 15 premieres July 20 on Hulu and Disney+.

A trailer for the new season will be screened at the Annecy Film Festival during Mike Judge's Honorary Cristal ceremony honoring his achievements at the animation industry.

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

He is not here. He has risen!

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

I've been thinking about the upcoming Phineas and Ferb movie and this is going to sound crazy, but... You guys don't think the boys are gonna have some sort of falling out, do you? I know, I know. It sounds completely implausible and unnatural. Phineas getting mad at Candace and Perry was one thing. But Ferb? But I got the feeling once the movie was announced and I haven't been able to shake it.

Phineas and Ferb having some sort of spat is really the one big concept I can think of that the show hasn't done. Sure, there was the Star Wars special, but that was an AU, and Ferb wasn't in his right mind, so I wouldn't count that.

What if the movie is the two boys having a fight and then the threat of not being brothers is presented. We see how not being together makes their days merely adequate, and they have to reconcile to fix the time travel issue? It sounds cliché to be honest.

What would the fight even be about? I think the only time Ferb has gotten annoyed with Phineas was when they stumbled into Perry's lair and Phineas couldn't shut up and listen to what he had to say. Maybe it's something along these lines. I've got nothing better.

Anyways, I'm just throwing the idea out there. Phineas and Ferb having a falling out sounds foreign, and it feels weird just typing this, but it WOULD be a very unique plot if they do it right.

PS, The problem is caused by Doof messing with time travel. Possibility of continuing the Professor Time arc from Milo Murphy's Law?

[mysteriesofmilo]

Science fact

Because of the same tilt of the earth that causes the four seasons, from the March equinox to the September equinox, it is daytime at the north pole and nighttime at the south pole. (Of course, it is the reverse during the other half of the year.)

Also, as you probably know, penguins only live at or near the south pole.

So why bring this up?

Because this shot from Save Summer should not be possible.

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

You can only have one ship from the Dan and Swampy universe come true. Who's it gonna be?

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

"Norm, you're better than family, because you've always been there, right beside me."

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

Phineas and Ferb Finale tomorrow! Do y'all think we'll see Milo?

It's been teased a few times. He was in the promo poster for season 5, and Weird Al was shown on one of Dan's shorts hanging out with Dan and Swampy in the studio. If not this episode, I'm willing to bet some time in season 6.

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

College Football Quarterfinals Prediction:

Ohio State beats Miami

Texas Tech beats Oregon

Alabama beats Indiana

Georgia beats Ole Miss

We'll see Georgia vs Ohio State, and Texas Tech vs Alabama in the Semifinals.

Edit: I got every single one of these wrong. Lol. Oh well, Roll Tide anyways! (At least Ohio State is out to).

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

College Football Playoffs Round 1 Prediction

Starting off with Alabama vs Oklahoma: Now I'm a die hard Alabama fan, so I'll admit that I'm very biased. If we put on the same performance we gave in the Iron Bowl, or God forbid, the SEC Championship, we're going to be screwed. Our main issue is our Offensive Line not providing Ty Simpson any coverage. It probably didn't help that Jam Miller was out yesterday either. Frankly, I've also got a few questions for our Offensive Coordinator. Going for a 4th down conversion right next to Georgia's end zone was a terrible play call.

That being said, we have what it takes to win. Alabama beat 4 back to back, ranked SEC teams, including Georgia. We've just got to come in playing our A-Game. We've got two weeks to fix our offense and tighten our already good defense. Besides, Oklahoma beat us earlier this year. If I'm not mistaken, Bama's gonna be that much more motivated to settle the score. I call 'em Revenge Games.

Miami vs Texas A&M:

I'm predicting a victory for Texas A&M. Texas went undefeated until rivalry week, and had a tougher schedule than Miami. Not to say it'll be a blowout. It'll probably be a really close game. Texas will have to really work for their victory.

Tulane vs Ole Miss:

I've got Ole Miss dominating over Tulane. Ole Miss was in line to play in the SEC Championship if Alabama had lost to Auburn. Their only loss this season was to Georgia, who's arguably the toughest team in the nation.

Tulane got in by winning their conference championship. They too, only one loss this season. They lost to... Ole Miss. Remember what I was saying about revenge games in regards to Alabama vs Oklahoma? Forget what I said. Oklahoma beat us by only 2 points. Ole Miss absolutely obliterated Tulane last September. 45-10. This just goes to show that the SEC is a whole 'nother league.

I should note that Lane Kiffin having abandoned... uh I mean, taken another job may impact Ole Miss' performance, but I doubt it'll hurt them too badly. I guess that remains to be seen.

James Maddison vs Oregon:

I don't have much to say about this game. I've got Oregon winning, but James Maddison may surprise us. Both teams played really well in their conference. Both have only one loss.

So anyway. If this prediction turns out to be true, here's what we can expect to see in the Quarterfinals:

Alabama vs Indiana

Texas A&M vs Ohio State

Ole Miss vs Georgia

Oregon vs Texas Tech

[momphineasandferbmadeablog]

thinking about how we all call them dwampy even though canonically their preferred portmanteau is swampenmire

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

The term "Dwampy" has always made me cringe. This is a step up.

[bingy-bingus]

Listen, I know that Danville is actually quite a big city (looking at the fact that there are literal skyscrapers in the centre) and also that Hamster and Gretel isn't even happening in Danville but some other city in the tristate area but let me bring out a new headcanon: Danville is actually a little town, the type where there's only one highschool that everyone went to and when you go there all your teachers know past five generations of your family and generally everyone knows everyone:

Monty and Fred were best friends during the time they attended the only acrobatics school nearby, however they lost contact after she left the school. Vanessa sometimes reminds Monty of his past best friend.

Kevin wanting to learn to play guitar found out that this guy from another class, Jeremy Johnson, makes money on the side by giving guitar lessons and he signed up. With time, they became friends and would sometimes hang out together, more often than not bringing their younger sisters along.

Gretel, however, isn't happy about that. She's terrified of Suzie. Suzie isn't dumb like everyone in Danville is apparently, and she quickly figured out that little girl named Gretel, who has a pet hamster named Hamster, is, in fact, the Gretel. She has swore to herself to reveal the identity of the local hero to the citizens of danville.

All the outings where Gretel and Suzie are present end with absolute chaos, and Gretel telling Kevin that Suzie is a supervillain. He, of course, does not believe that because come on, Gretel, you have fought actual villains and literal monsters, and now you are scared of a little girl?

Jeremy often talks to Kevin about his girlfriend, and Kevin wonders if he will ever be as lucky as this girl and have someone love him so much

Perry idolises the local hero Hamster a lot. He also feels some kind of sympathy for him. He knows that being a sentient animal who saves the world and not being able to tell your family about that can be hard. Well, at least Hamster has Gretel. Perry wishes he could also tell at least the boys about his identity.

One time, Perry helped Hamster save the day, and Hamster thanked him in english. Perry was never more shocked.

Monogram, however, hates Hamster and Gretel. Well, maybe hate is too strong of a word, but as a head of O.W.C.A. he feels very competitive. He feels that his organisation is unappreciated while the two heroes are basking in glory. Carl and Perry both find it hilarious because, come on, they are secret agents. It's right there in the name.

Sarah and Hiromi are besties since childhood. Sarah often comes to Hiromi's comic shop, and they can spend hours talking about latest releases. Hiromi's manager isn't really happy about that.

Jeremy once took Candace for a date to a concert. How surprised she was to learn that the band "Just Getting Started" are actually her brothers' dorky friends she once saved the world with. Well, at least they play good music.

One time in the summer, Candace thought of a new plan to bust Phineas and Ferb: she invited Milo. The boy's negative probability energy was supposed to keep away the mysterious force from saving her brothers from being busted. Phineas and Ferb thought that it was very considerate of Candace to include Milo, and Milo was very happy to spend some time with his new friends. Just as Linda was about to see the supposed newest contraption of her sons, the whole thing broke down, leaving a huge mess on the ground. The boys did get busted for trashing the garden, and Candace thought that it's the closest she can get and counted it as a win.

The Grant-Gomez family has monthly outings to Vivians' Nosh Olé Mexican-Jewish Café

Candace thinks that Melissa is too cool to be friends with Phineas and Ferb. Melissa thinks that Candace is too cool to be Phineas and Ferb's brothers.

Churro is O.W.C.A's agent. There is no way that this dog is so dumb, he has to be pretending, right?

Gretel loves Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Whenever she hears that they have built another rollercoaster or an elevator to the moon, she's the first in line to try it out. Kevin hates it because she drags him along to them all. There is no way that those kids aren't breaking some safety regulations, so how should he know that he will even come back from that rollercoaster?! He sure thinks it's great to have physics-defying flying powers and not being worried about such things as gravity...

During one of their hang outs at the Flynn-Fletcher's backyard, Kevin noticed their pet platypus sneaking out into a secret lair. Being worried that this might be another villain endangering the city, he decided to follow him, but after discovering that he was, in fact, saving the world from an evil scientist, he decided to drop it. Knowing a sentient hamster himself, he assumed that the platypus must also have been visited by the aliens. Kevin realised then that there may be more superheroes in the world than he thought, some of them simply weren't open about what they do and preferred to stick to the shadows. He decided that this is a secret he will keep to himself and never told even Gretel.

Phineas and Ferb love their local superheroes, Hamster and Gretel. They once built a whole giant statue for them as a thanks for keeping the world safe. Gretel teared up seeing this, but after calling Kevin and dragging him to see it, it mysteriously vanished.

Candace often comes by Hiromi's shop to see if there is any new Ducky Momo merch. She always assures Hiromi that it's because she has little brothers that are obsessed with Ducky Momo, and one of them has a birthday really soon, but Hiromi doubts that Candace has enough brothers to have birthdays like 50 times in a year.

Milo, Melissa and Zack actually love Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Sure, he was really eccentric, but they were never bored with him. Even after D.E.I. was rebuilt, and he moved out of Milo's house, they still visited their weird uncle. Sometimes even Sarah decided to come for dinner. Heinz was really glad about that because, in all honesty, he loves those kids. Even Vanessa accepted the fact that she got a few new cousins.

Melissa started hanging out with Vanessa a bit more. She didn't mind it because Melissa is a good kid. And if anyone noticed that Melissa started to dress in darker colours a bit more and take interest in goth subculture, no one said a thing.

Dakota once told Cavendish that their boss send them on a mission to infiltrate an amusement park that some two boys built in their backyard in the span of one hour, because there is no way that they did it without the help of an alien technology. After a whole day spent in the park, Dakota revealed to Cavendish that there was no call from their boss, and he just made it up so that Cavendish would take a day off and relax.

Sarah was there at the convention on Baljeet's side in "nerds of a feather"

[paul-the-delivery-guy]

If we had an AYA / flash forward episode for Milo Murphy's Law or Hamster & Gretel, what kind of plot would you want to see?