For all the Molly-haters, please press 0.
If you claim that Molly Hooper is spineless, a simpering fool, someone who can’t handle her own in front of Sherlock Holmes, please press 1.
If you claim that Molly Hooper is “just” a lab helper, please press 2.
If you claim that Molly Hooper is insignificant, or that she doesn’t matter, please press 3.
If you claim that Sherlock Holmes doesn’t care about Molly Hooper, please press 4.
If you claim that Molly Hooper and Sherlock Holmes has absolutely zero onscreen chemistry, please press 5.
If you claim that Molly Hooper doesn’t really “see” Sherlock Holmes, please press 6.
If you claim that Molly Hooper is merely a John-substitute, please press 7.
If you claim that Molly Hooper can’t catch Sherlock Holmes off guard or put him on the back foot, please press 8.
If you claim that Sherlock Holmes does not need Molly Hooper, please press 9.
If you still insist that Molly Hooper is a weak, dispensable “minor” character, please smash your face onto your phone. The motion might knock your brain back into its place, as it might have been previously dislodged.
Lastly, if you will concede that yes, maybe she’s a tiny bit important but not really that much in the grand scheme of things, please press 3 again.
Thank you for calling the Molly Hooper hotline.