Things That Make Paul Giggle.

Aye, why don't you tumble into my business?

[catchymemes]

[snurtle]

I’m not gonna lie this immediately read as a Magritte painting to me and it took me a second to realize it wasn’t.

[aimlessme]

[follow-ravenousrequiem-deactiva]

fuck

[sensiblebisexual]

I like it when posts like this are actually true

Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Lottery is essentially crowdfunding a millionaire.

[ghostslostinwhatever]

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[jessicacapshaw]

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[actionables]

life imitates art and vice versa

[aboundlesswombofcultivations]

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

[noodledog]

It’s also the colour scheme and the lighting. The deep red and the pale greens, the lighting so dark that some figures are obscured but the others stand out with brighter lighting. Even the circular pattern in the back references halos or other decorative features meant to draw attention. 10/10 good Renaissance art.

And I enjoy the subject matter too.

[whatistimeeven]

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

[bibliofilariidae]

Malone, Post, and Justin Bieber. ‘Judas Gets His Ass Beat in the Club as Jesus Laughs.’ 2016. Phone Camera. Tumblr, The Club.

[mysharona1987]

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[politicallypeng-deactivated2013]

Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

[anarchohellenism]

Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”

THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!

[lord-kitschener]

[cuntysupreme-deactivated2016052]

that better be church wine

[february-deactivated20160722]

i just lost my shit

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤