Wolfram Alpha Male 🐺

Anka ■ FL ■ TCAP's least favorite decoy ■ Recovering Idiot Savant ■ I like to argue sometimes

[swansong-willows]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[pauljosephtwatson]

You know she a monsta

[projared]

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

[gluten-free-lap-dances]

Bishop’s Garden

Cathedral Heights, Washington D.C. 03.2026

[pauljosephtwatson]

Putting in your two weeks really exposes a certain type of territorial male coworker that ramps up the harassment out of desperation.

This feels like the longest two-week notice of my fucking life. I just can't wait for this shit to be done and over with, so these ugly ass men will leave me the fuck alone.

[bhrarchinerd]

Brutalism: Concrete by John Honniball, on Flickr

[hagiomoto]

[kaydub80]

Serves them right

[pauljosephtwatson]

[pauljosephtwatson]

The most alienating thing about white collar workplaces is that your coworkers are willing to snitch on you before you even do anything yet.

I went back to pleb work just so that I could yell and curse at my boss and coworkers, and they still wouldn't be willing to fire my ass because of how much they need me. 🙃

[mossy-muncher]

Dick van dyke... God. What a name. I wish I could be named penis from lesbian.

[teathattast]

[depsidase]

[pervitin-of-visions]

Indsutrial zone in Chicago, Illinois. From "The Blues Brothers" movie, 1980.

[pauljosephtwatson]

[theweirdwideweb]

[autoneurotic]

guy comes up that’s lookin pretty 8-ball snaggletoothed smile, sits down at my table, puts his arm around me, starts to share his information, he said he said he said this is what he said, ‘i have sex, i’m always thinkin about the pavement so i can avoid premature ejaculation’ i got up, remembering to thank him, better things to do so i’ll start drinking

[pauljosephtwatson]

Feelin' like a little rat standing below all these mice 🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭