professor jared

я жажду зубов

[projared]

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

[projared]

Hey everyone, it's me, Projared. Former youtuber and current streamer. Just wanted to give full clarification that I wrote this original post in 2019 as a form of social commentary on the mistreatment of women in online spaces, which is a topic I care deeply about. I'm glad you all like my, Projared's, original one of a kind post. Cheers.

[projared]

that fresh haircut feeling

im bald

[projared]

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

[projared]

hey its me projared

[frankiedotbiz]

prohared has just given us primo fap material...

[frankiedotbiz]

stop reblogging this

[noelle-ism]

i'm a big fan of this post!

[aflo]

listening and learning

[dougwalkerofficial]

Listen To Me

[projared]

i miss the good old days..i miss our little teeths....

[projared]

oh god please not again

[projared]

guys they locked all the doors i cant get out of twitter hq

[projared]

its so cold in here

[zsnes]

projared is just using advanced polycule construction techniques to get double the pussy from white women than hed normally get

[zsnes]

this is the velvet underground of projared adultery posts

[argumate]

I had to google three of those things, etc.

[nia--san]

well, was it funny?

[argumate]

no.

[projared]

hey guys

[nflstreet]

[projared]

i hope you die. i hope we both die.

[conarcoin]

for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

[conarcoin]

liking a post is literally useless here. we don’t have an algorithm. we see posts when people reblog them onto our dashes, they show up in a tag we’re following/searching, or they end up chucked into our recommended page (very inaccurate, basically just popular posts that may be vaguely related to your interests sometimes). liking doesn’t do anything. it’s just a button that’s there to show, hey, i saw this post. or you’re saving it for later

[conarcoin]

i am not minecraft youtuber timedeo my name is connor 👍 there are minecraft youtubers on this site though. sorry if that’s bad news.

[ladytemeraire]

#The main actual celebrity here is Neil and like he kind of just belongs here so (via kintatusjo)

Neil Gaiman is less of a celebrity here and more like our local cryptid tbh

[supreme-burrito]

John Green is but a local legend

Apparently one of the Avenger actors (can't remember which one) had a Tumblr at one point had a Tumblr too, but it was password protected

I say apparently because I can't confirm nor deny this

Also, do y'all remember @projared 's very nsfw blog, deleted it right before the porn ban, then someone hijacked the url

[projared]

[santas-clauze]

I had a dream where pro jared was once hunted by a guy in a huge trench coat and detective fedora with a silenced pistol. Like he was being hunted through his whole house. The guys name was the “technomancer” and they never caught him. I looked him up on twitter (still dreaming) and followed him. He made 1 tweet and it said “facebook more like failbook. His twitter icon was spongebob.

[projared]

[projared]

gregory. come here to me my son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child, swallow this pill with daddy. itll be over soon. i love you, i love this nation, god bless these great united gamers. good buh buh

[projared]

why did komaeda say that about me.