Paul's Diner

Paul's burgers

[pauls-diner]

Uh, hey. I'm here for an interview?

Hi! You must be Dess, correct? London and Paul have both told me good things about you.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that's me. You're Beatrice, right? My sister and her wife mentioned you a few times. It's nice to meet you. Fwahaha.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. Good things I hope. Your sister and her wife are lovely people, Suzie has been such a pleasure to work with.

So do you have any experience that you think would be relevant to this job?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh yeah, they're basically thinking of how to invite this whole place's staff to their vow renewal, Fwahahaha!

Well, I used to work as a waitress at a diner back in my home town. I usually worked the dinner rush, and I'd fill when needed.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. I'll have to make sure we give them a good gift then.

I see, I see. And this a more personal question, of course you are welcome to not answer. Where are you staying at the moment? And what does your transport situation look like?

Oh and what days and hours are you available?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, I'm staying with them... My sister and her wife I mean, and I'm pretty good on transportation. I could borrow a bike or just fly here or something.

As for hours and days, um... I'm good working mornings and afternoons until about 3 pm or so? And my schedule's pretty open, but I'd like Sunday and Monday off if I can get that at least.

[pauls-diner]

I would suggest just using a bike, especially considering those SCP folks are running around. I believe we had one visit the diner not long ago, though Paul doesn't seem to care much.

And your days off are easily arrangeable. You can work the mornings on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

SCP? Never heard of them, but I'll take your advice. They sound like scientists, and I've had pretty bad times with those lately...

Sounds good to me, boss! Did you want me to start today, or...?

[pauls-diner]

They are from my limited knowledge

If you would like to. It is quite well if you do not wish to.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No, I'm good. I kinda want to get my mind off stuff anyway. Just tell me what to do, and I'll get it done boss

[pauls-diner]

Alright then. For now would you like to help Paul Cook?

[pauls-diner]

Uh, hey. I'm here for an interview?

Hi! You must be Dess, correct? London and Paul have both told me good things about you.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that's me. You're Beatrice, right? My sister and her wife mentioned you a few times. It's nice to meet you. Fwahaha.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. Good things I hope. Your sister and her wife are lovely people, Suzie has been such a pleasure to work with.

So do you have any experience that you think would be relevant to this job?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh yeah, they're basically thinking of how to invite this whole place's staff to their vow renewal, Fwahahaha!

Well, I used to work as a waitress at a diner back in my home town. I usually worked the dinner rush, and I'd fill when needed.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. I'll have to make sure we give them a good gift then.

I see, I see. And this a more personal question, of course you are welcome to not answer. Where are you staying at the moment? And what does your transport situation look like?

Oh and what days and hours are you available?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, I'm staying with them... My sister and her wife I mean, and I'm pretty good on transportation. I could borrow a bike or just fly here or something.

As for hours and days, um... I'm good working mornings and afternoons until about 3 pm or so? And my schedule's pretty open, but I'd like Sunday and Monday off if I can get that at least.

[pauls-diner]

I would suggest just using a bike, especially considering those SCP folks are running around. I believe we had one visit the diner not long ago, though Paul doesn't seem to care much.

And your days off are easily arrangeable. You can work the mornings on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

SCP? Never heard of them, but I'll take your advice. They sound like scientists, and I've had pretty bad times with those lately...

Sounds good to me, boss! Did you want me to start today, or...?

[pauls-diner]

They are from my limited knowledge

If you would like to. It is quite well if you do not wish to.

[pauls-diner]

Uh, hey. I'm here for an interview?

Hi! You must be Dess, correct? London and Paul have both told me good things about you.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that's me. You're Beatrice, right? My sister and her wife mentioned you a few times. It's nice to meet you. Fwahaha.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. Good things I hope. Your sister and her wife are lovely people, Suzie has been such a pleasure to work with.

So do you have any experience that you think would be relevant to this job?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh yeah, they're basically thinking of how to invite this whole place's staff to their vow renewal, Fwahahaha!

Well, I used to work as a waitress at a diner back in my home town. I usually worked the dinner rush, and I'd fill when needed.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. I'll have to make sure we give them a good gift then.

I see, I see. And this a more personal question, of course you are welcome to not answer. Where are you staying at the moment? And what does your transport situation look like?

Oh and what days and hours are you available?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, I'm staying with them... My sister and her wife I mean, and I'm pretty good on transportation. I could borrow a bike or just fly here or something.

As for hours and days, um... I'm good working mornings and afternoons until about 3 pm or so? And my schedule's pretty open, but I'd like Sunday and Monday off if I can get that at least.

[pauls-diner]

I would suggest just using a bike, especially considering those SCP folks are running around. I believe we had one visit the diner not long ago, though Paul doesn't seem to care much.

And your days off are easily arrangeable. You can work the mornings on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.

[pauls-diner]

Uh, hey. I'm here for an interview?

Hi! You must be Dess, correct? London and Paul have both told me good things about you.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that's me. You're Beatrice, right? My sister and her wife mentioned you a few times. It's nice to meet you. Fwahaha.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. Good things I hope. Your sister and her wife are lovely people, Suzie has been such a pleasure to work with.

So do you have any experience that you think would be relevant to this job?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh yeah, they're basically thinking of how to invite this whole place's staff to their vow renewal, Fwahahaha!

Well, I used to work as a waitress at a diner back in my home town. I usually worked the dinner rush, and I'd fill when needed.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. I'll have to make sure we give them a good gift then.

I see, I see. And this a more personal question, of course you are welcome to not answer. Where are you staying at the moment? And what does your transport situation look like?

Oh and what days and hours are you available?

[pauls-diner]

Honestly. Paul couldn't be bothered to make this account look decent?

[pauls-diner]

Uh, hey. I'm here for an interview?

Hi! You must be Dess, correct? London and Paul have both told me good things about you.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that's me. You're Beatrice, right? My sister and her wife mentioned you a few times. It's nice to meet you. Fwahaha.

[pauls-diner]

Haha. Good things I hope. Your sister and her wife are lovely people, Suzie has been such a pleasure to work with.

So do you have any experience that you think would be relevant to this job?

[pauls-diner]

Uh, hey. I'm here for an interview?

Hi! You must be Dess, correct? London and Paul have both told me good things about you.

[pauls-diner]

Doing this thru the blog....

Dad or bea can my friend work at the new location?

We were working on posting advertisements online and Dess seemed nice when I met them. Let them know to come in for an interview with Bea at some point.

[pauls-diner]

Hey boss, any tips on raising kids? Noelle and I are thinking of adopting a brat... Or maybe a dog, depending on if Ohio even let's us apply.

-Suzilla

Hello, Suzie.

Supervise your child or furchild but don't over supervise. Teach them things. Don't let them eat weird things.

[pauls-diner]

If that woman tries anything... Eh. As long as London doesn't get hurt. Or Cay. Or maybe that nice kid from that battle.

Or Beatrice.

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.

[lola-nova-scp]

Look I just got here. I don't know this person! I'll still tell her to fuck off and stay out of your Diner though.

[pauls-diner]

Welcome to Ohio. You'll learn everyone eventually. Appreciated.

Now that I look closer you look vaguely familiar...

[lola-nova-scp]

No I don't!

I mean...

Have we met before?

[pauls-diner]

Kid. I'm not totally stupid. Look, I'd prefer you just be honest about your intentions in being in my diner. I don't exactly care what you do as long as you don't hurt myself or my family.

[lola-nova-scp]

I'm not going to harm you or your family. I'm here for a chocolate milkshake to mix with my coffee. I might be looking for someplace to use for working on my ipad when I can't stand sitting in the hotel... I was hoping this could work as my base of operations.

[pauls-diner]

I don't know what you're planning but sure.

*Paul hands over the chocolate milkshake and coffee.*

[lola-nova-scp]

*Puts a few spoon fulls of milk shake in her coffee and stirs.*

It won't cause harm to anyone! I swear! I'm just protecting normalcy around here. Kind of like Superman but with a team.... maybe like a person in the Teen Titians?

[pauls-diner]

Normal is relative.

And superman is associated with the justice league.

[lola-nova-scp]

Normal is a spectrum, actually. There's a base line reality that falls in the middle.

If Superman is in the Justice League is like Spiderman in Teen Titians?

[pauls-diner]

Superman is associated with the Justice League. Have you not seen Justice League Unlimited?

[lola-nova-scp]

No? It's been a while since I've had some time off to read comics and watch the shows.

[pauls-diner]

You should watch it.

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.

[lola-nova-scp]

Look I just got here. I don't know this person! I'll still tell her to fuck off and stay out of your Diner though.

[pauls-diner]

Welcome to Ohio. You'll learn everyone eventually. Appreciated.

Now that I look closer you look vaguely familiar...

[lola-nova-scp]

No I don't!

I mean...

Have we met before?

[pauls-diner]

Kid. I'm not totally stupid. Look, I'd prefer you just be honest about your intentions in being in my diner. I don't exactly care what you do as long as you don't hurt myself or my family.

[lola-nova-scp]

I'm not going to harm you or your family. I'm here for a chocolate milkshake to mix with my coffee. I might be looking for someplace to use for working on my ipad when I can't stand sitting in the hotel... I was hoping this could work as my base of operations.

[pauls-diner]

I don't know what you're planning but sure.

*Paul hands over the chocolate milkshake and coffee.*

[lola-nova-scp]

*Puts a few spoon fulls of milk shake in her coffee and stirs.*

It won't cause harm to anyone! I swear! I'm just protecting normalcy around here. Kind of like Superman but with a team.... maybe like a person in the Teen Titians?

[pauls-diner]

Normal is relative.

And superman is associated with the justice league.

[lola-nova-scp]

Normal is a spectrum, actually. There's a base line reality that falls in the middle.

If Superman is in the Justice League is like Spiderman in Teen Titians?

[pauls-diner]

Superman is associated with the Justice League. Have you not seen Justice League Unlimited?

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.

[lola-nova-scp]

Look I just got here. I don't know this person! I'll still tell her to fuck off and stay out of your Diner though.

[pauls-diner]

Welcome to Ohio. You'll learn everyone eventually. Appreciated.

Now that I look closer you look vaguely familiar...

[lola-nova-scp]

No I don't!

I mean...

Have we met before?

[pauls-diner]

Kid. I'm not totally stupid. Look, I'd prefer you just be honest about your intentions in being in my diner. I don't exactly care what you do as long as you don't hurt myself or my family.

[lola-nova-scp]

I'm not going to harm you or your family. I'm here for a chocolate milkshake to mix with my coffee. I might be looking for someplace to use for working on my ipad when I can't stand sitting in the hotel... I was hoping this could work as my base of operations.

[pauls-diner]

I don't know what you're planning but sure.

*Paul hands over the chocolate milkshake and coffee.*

[lola-nova-scp]

*Puts a few spoon fulls of milk shake in her coffee and stirs.*

It won't cause harm to anyone! I swear! I'm just protecting normalcy around here. Kind of like Superman but with a team.... maybe like a person in the Teen Titians?

[pauls-diner]

Normal is relative.

And superman is associated with the justice league.

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.

[lola-nova-scp]

Look I just got here. I don't know this person! I'll still tell her to fuck off and stay out of your Diner though.

[pauls-diner]

Welcome to Ohio. You'll learn everyone eventually. Appreciated.

Now that I look closer you look vaguely familiar...

[lola-nova-scp]

No I don't!

I mean...

Have we met before?

[pauls-diner]

Kid. I'm not totally stupid. Look, I'd prefer you just be honest about your intentions in being in my diner. I don't exactly care what you do as long as you don't hurt myself or my family.

[lola-nova-scp]

I'm not going to harm you or your family. I'm here for a chocolate milkshake to mix with my coffee. I might be looking for someplace to use for working on my ipad when I can't stand sitting in the hotel... I was hoping this could work as my base of operations.

[pauls-diner]

I don't know what you're planning but sure.

*Paul hands over the chocolate milkshake and coffee.*

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.

[lola-nova-scp]

Look I just got here. I don't know this person! I'll still tell her to fuck off and stay out of your Diner though.

[pauls-diner]

Welcome to Ohio. You'll learn everyone eventually. Appreciated.

Now that I look closer you look vaguely familiar...

[lola-nova-scp]

No I don't!

I mean...

Have we met before?

[pauls-diner]

Kid. I'm not totally stupid. Look, I'd prefer you just be honest about your intentions in being in my diner. I don't exactly care what you do as long as you don't hurt myself or my family.

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.

[lola-nova-scp]

Look I just got here. I don't know this person! I'll still tell her to fuck off and stay out of your Diner though.

[pauls-diner]

Welcome to Ohio. You'll learn everyone eventually. Appreciated.

Now that I look closer you look vaguely familiar...

[pauls-diner]

*Walks into diner and sits in a corner booth with a good view of the whole diner.*

One chocolate milkshake, and a cup of hot coffee please.

*An older gentleman is the one attending to the counter right now.*

We will be right on that as soon as possible. What brings ya to ohio? You don't look like one of my regulars.

[lola-nova-scp]

Oh I'm new in town. I think I'll be staying here for a bit for business. Say... Know any good hiking spots?

[pauls-diner]

I see. Well, Ohio hasn't got much going on and its one of its charms. I personally quite enjoy Cedar Falls and the trails around Clifton Gorge.

[lola-nova-scp]

Ooh! It sounds beautiful. Thanks for the tip.

I'm assuming that because there isn't much going on, there's nobody suspicious coming in and out of the diner lately?

[pauls-diner]

Mostly the regulars. I made some new friends that visit late at night but that has been a consistency for months.

Or are you talking about that bitch Sally? Pardon my language but she keeps on being a homophobe and transphobic and whatever else.

[lola-nova-scp]

No. But she sounds like a piece of work. Nah I was just making sure things are normal around here, heh.

[pauls-diner]

Everything is fine here. Are you an undercover cop or something?

Please get rid of Sally. I'm sick of her harassing my business when I am not here.

[lola-nova-scp]

... something like that. I'll talk to her though. Does she have a tumblr?

[pauls-diner]

Why would she have a tumblr? She's 67.