Yesterday's Future Today

Independent Peter A. Walter VI Read my files and guidelines before interacting Currently not accepting M!As Penned by Chai Icon art by Isabella Bunny Bennett Not affiliated with Steam Powered Giraffe

[pawvi]

Grounded? Who’s grounded? I don’t recall grounding anyone lately.

[historical-rp-memes]

{ Send me a headcanon about my character and I can only reply with ❎ for wrong or ✅ for correct }

[pawvi]

“FUCK.”

“Watch your mouth, Miss.”

[pawvi]

scratchedscraps:

“I– really? Thank you so much, Peter.”

“Of course. Although I repeat, I can promise nothing.”

[pawvi]

🌑

“Well? What happened? I want all the details.”

[pawvi]

scratchedscraps:

“Peter, I’d like to, um…” His voice fell quiet. “I’d like to love. As in, fall in love.”

“Oh.” He lowered his head for a moment in thought. “I didn’t know you couldn’t. I’ll see what I can do, but no promises.”

[pawvi]

scratchedscraps:

“Well, yes, it’s fine, but I’d like to experience a wider range of emotions.”

“A wider range of emotions? You’ve been given complex emotions, what more could you want?”

[scratchedscraps-a]

@pawvi con’t

“What do you mean, the answer is no? All I want is an emotional upgrade.”

[pawvi]

“Scratch, your program works perfectly, does it not?”

[pawvi]

🌑 -scratchedscraps

@scratchedscraps

“Whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is No.”

[rpstarterandaskmemes]

Put a “🌑” in my ask, and I’ll generate a starter!

Using this site.

[rpmemes-galore]

Height-related {Sentence Starters}

“Need me to help you reach that? 

“Now, who said that?”

“Get down here and say that to my face!”

“Have you ever considered taking up basketball? You could just drop it in the net!”

“Life’s too short. I’m not!”

“Did you shrink since I last saw you?”

“Lean over so I can reach. More. More.”

“I’m down here!”

“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!”

“Do I need to get you a box to stand on?”

“You wouldn’t happen to be part giant, would you?”

“Who are you calling a shrimp?!”

“If you were an I-Pod… you’d be a Nano.”

“Ha ha! I’m taller than you now!”

“You could probably still pass as a kid.”

“How’d you grow so much?!“ 

“Should I put you on my shoulders so you can see?”

[whenrpmemesattack]

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

[pawvi]

Cue a long, explicitly necessary sigh.

[pawvi]

priceless-porcelain:

“YOU CAN’T WIN THIS FIGHT, PAPPY. IT’S ONE GIANT WOMAN AGAINST… Well uh.. You.”

“I’ll wait.” Be careful. He’s tapping his foot.

[pawvi]

priceless-porcelain:

“Y-you can if you can find them. G-go-good luck with that, though. Eheh. Eheheh. Heheheheh.”

“Hand them over, Rabbit.”

[pawvi]

When Rabbit doesn’t stop trying to sell moon pies to her siblings