the way ppl talk abt cars is so weird to me? “ooh its body is so sleek..” you wanna fuck the car, buddy? you wanna fuck it? lightning mcqueen really revs your engine, does he? we got ourselves a carfucker over here
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the way ppl talk abt cars is so weird to me? “ooh its body is so sleek..” you wanna fuck the car, buddy? you wanna fuck it? lightning mcqueen really revs your engine, does he? we got ourselves a carfucker over here
WARNING!!!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!
oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.
not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3
FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED.
DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION.
IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN.
ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!
The amount of women who have been followed in my city and attempted/successful abductions are insane.
Please everyone stay and aware
Posting this because, although it may be something you’ll never see, it’s never bad to be more knowledgeable and stay protected. Please protect yourself guys:
bro- never not reblog this
REBLOG PEOPLE!!!
I have had one of those a few years ago. I must have been 13 at the time. I clicked the link and fortunately my internet connection wasn’t working so I never got to the actual page.
Today I learn what it was, and I’m honestly freaking out. Stay safe.
Nipple piercings also can get caught on your seat belt and that's painful homie
We need to restructure our civilization to accommodate nipple piercings from the ground up
the number of people responding to this post talking about how seatbelts suck and they dont wear them... have fun spreading your skull all over your dashboard
*splat*
I guarantee everyone in my tags currently saying “lol the spn url” has, within the past week, a) reblogged a popular post from an spn blog with a normal url without realizing they’re an spn blog and b) used a meme or joke we invented. we are the blueprint
To test this theory I picked a random reblog to investigate.
Tumblr user [REDACTED] I scrolled for less than a minute before I found this on your blog
Hate to break it to you but that’s a supernatural blog
@procrastinatingbisexual this means this singular example upholds both components of my theory at once. Two for one combo
anyway IN GENERAL i am a “cas realized he was in love with dean at some point during the (rather considerable) timespan of 6x20″ person BUT i also think it’s plausible that the realization he had was like. “i love dean” or “i w̷̞̪̲͇̫̓ͥͨ̉͢͝a͔͙̟̾́ͭ̍ͬ̽͒n̙͎͉̯͔̼̟̠ͩ̆̏͊̈́͆̚̚t̡̺͍̬̫̯̯̲͋̆ͬ dean” without necessarily unpacking what that means, and then in s9 when he gets turned human and meets dean for the first time as a human he is just IMMEDIATELY smacked in the face with the experience of like. “oh my god i want to bathe in dean’s dirty clothes and lick the back of his neck and pull his hair and **** him in the *** and **** his **** ** *** ********* ******* * ******** so bad it’s unreal”
imagine experiencing three years worth of a boner at once
Yes. This.
“It’s…” Cas clears his throat, but his voice only deepens. “Retroactive arousal is very strange.”
- Four Letter Word for Intercourse
by Bendingsignpost
(Chapter 17, Research Analysis)
i've been informed that people are criticizing jackles today. i will not stand for it. i am once again stating that this is a jackles stan account and if you don't like that please leave
You guys exit tumblr? Its 1 am and I still havent left <3
we live in the same time zone and same <3
I wish I would let myself leave tumblr...
this website is the only thing keeping me together I'm not leaving lmao
I mean same, I’m extremely stressed and I’m procrastinating so scrolling through people’s post is keeping me from committing many acts of arson
being distracted is keeping me from crying so. yay.
gay as hell for a man to be killed by a vampire
@you-cant-spell-subtext-without why can’t i just vague post about it?
few things make me want to eat glass more than thinking about s4 cas just not understanding what he was feeling and standing close to dean because he wanted to be near him and not knowing what that meant, or even thinking to examine it that much. and he says things like “can i tell you something if you promise not to tell another soul” and “i would give anything not to have you do this” because he feels so deeply connected to dean and he hasn’t had the opportunity to repress yet. and so he just says what he feels and he doesn’t get it. like i very much believe cas was fully in love with dean by on the head of a pin but didn’t have the foggiest idea that that’s what it was. i don’t think he even began to realize that it was A Whole Thing until sometime during s6 and i don’t think he knew to put the word love to it until like season 8. and so for such a long time he just allowed himself to feel all of the incandescent, all-consuming love he felt for dean unreservedly because it didn’t occur to him to question or hide it.
@tradwifecastiel EXACTLY. he just thinks dean is beautiful and it feels good look at him.
when you betray us, i’ll be the one to carve out your heart. oh, cas. such a flirt.
the morning after. dean wakes up to twelve voicemails. from crowley. drunk dialing him. in four and a half of them he’s slurry singing ‘i will always love you’ by whitney houston. in one he’s just repeating “a whore is a whore is a whore is a whore is a whore is a-”
i can totally see this in my minds eye
balthazar is invited bc he’s cas’s brother and he insists on giving a speech. Literally Nobody Wants This but cas literally killed balthazar so he has Leverage here. anyway he stands on a chair, puts on his accent, and recites the entire “mawwiage” speech from the princess bride through a megaphone. naomi in the designated corner of shame has a fucking stroke
HE REBELLED AGAINST EVERYTHING HE HAD EVER KNOW, EVERYTHING HE HAD EVER EXPERIENCED IN MILLIONS OF YEARS BECAUSE HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN AND NOW THEY’RE MARRIED
napping sammy ft. his lil cup :)
do you think when dean saw cas in purgatory with his scruff and his broken posture his heart stopped in his chest because cas looked like he did in endverse
Do you think that when he looked into Cas’ eyes and didn’t see the haze they carried in endverse that that’s when he smiled like he did before their hug
Oooh! thanks for the tag, @the-nysh and @hypothesaurus <3<3<4
Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better. (lol like i know 10 human people on tumblr. most of my followers are sexbots and/or ghosts but hey no judgement right?)
No obligation but I’d love to hear from @withinuwithoutyou, @jusqu-une-etudiante and fellow laughing mistress @juliensorelisoverparty
Relationship Status: I am somebody’s girlfriend and somebody’s spouse. (And I’m polyam so it’s fine)
Favorite color: purple, unless I am channeling a more feral energy - in which case my favorite color is red.
Favorite foods: Coffee. With enough cream, it becomes a food.
Song stuck in my head: To Your Love (Fiona Apple)
Last song I listened to: God’s Away on Business (Tom Waits)
Last thing I googled: begtse chen (a wrathful deity, basically more Garou energy lol)
Time: 3.44pm
Dream Trip: As an aspiring sea witch, I hope to one day visit the Hebrides so that I can stare mournfully into the bitter & frigid North Atlantic ocean from a battered cliffside as an ominous fog slowly envelopes me. #lifegoals
Anything I really want: Assuming everyone’s got their COVID-19 vaccine and World Peace has already been achieved by something other than Ultimate Evil, I would like the courage to answer some emails that I am irrationally afraid to send.
thank u @i-died-50-years-ago !!
relationship status: mentally dating timothée chalamet
favourite colour: white
favourite foods: maltesers<3 I could literally be bribed with maltesers.
song stuck in my head: wannabe - spice girls please don’t ask why
last song I listened to: make me your queen - declan mckenna
last thing I googled: “problem synonym” writers where ya at
time: 19:32pm
dream trip: literally anywhere outside the earth’s atmosphere as long as it’s in a rocket
anything I really want: I wanna live somewhere that rains and snows like… the majority of the year.
tagginggg: @blueberrythor @peoplesuckwoosh @fanv3rgent @jadanicola @wettthepottterheadss4120 @nadeen18 @payattentiontomeimbored @machinaecrire @iamnotmereally
thank you for the tag @159potterhead !
relationship status: complicated :\
favourite colour: sage
favourite foods: probably ice cream or jelly
song stuck in my head: rasputin (thanks tiktok)
last song i listened to: arcade edit cr. aesaudioz (this makes me feel so amazing idk why)
last thing i googled: totally something smart and not hot anime edits 🙊
time: 11:44am
dream trip: to my dr 😜
anything i really want: for like... magic powers, and my family to be safe and happy of course
tagging: @my-arms-are-made-of-pasta @manifestingdestiel @im-shaking-like-milk @uh-oh-spaghetti-0 @angels-of-baker-st and all you beautiful people